United Thread - 2023/24

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Currently a wankfest on Talk Sport on the back of beating Rangers.
#progressivefootball
#identityback
#thekids
#quickactionbyjim
#theunitedway
 
Stelea said:
Currently a wankfest on Talk Sport on the back of beating Rangers.
#progressivefootball
#identityback
#thekids
#quickactionbyjim
#theunitedway
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Alec Crooks - Southern rag and Tory K of Talkshite.

Would have been sacked by other stations for his comments at the Manchester Bombing charity match.
 
pride in battle said:
What was said ?
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He was interviewing Jason Manford who was giving a sombre answer to his question about Manchester coming together to raise money for the families who lost people in the bomb tragedy. Crooks replied "Being a City Fan this will be the first time you've seen a full stadium." Manford said "cheers" and walked off in disgust.

He was trying to be a funny rag ****.

I'd have sacked the Southern rag for it.

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Vienna_70 said:
Now, call me cynical, but I would have thought that a player?, who commands a transfer fee of £80 million, would have wages higher than £70 grand a week.
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Not necessarily. The high transfer fee was to get Ajax to sell. Ajax quoted a ridiculous price in 80mil hoping that United will back off, but was surprised United actually paid it. Even the United scouts valued him at 30mil.

Antony wasn't even that valuable to Ajax, it was just late in the window, probably wasn't earning all that much at Ajax.
 
manimanc said:
Ten Haag said in an interview with a newspaper he's the most successful manager in the league after Pep.

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He is if he's not talking specifically about the Premier League but managerial careers in general. I assume that's the angle he was coming from.

He has a few league titles to his name and plenty of cups. I can't think of any other Premier League managers that have a few league titles to their name. But I may be wrong

Of course if we're just talking Premier League then he's won nothing. Well a couple of cups, but maybe even that tops the other current Premier League managers outside of Pep, I'm not sure.
 
TinFoilHat said:
He was interviewing Jason Manford who was giving a sombre answer to his question about Manchester coming together to raise money for the families who lost people in the tragedy. Crooks replied "Being a City Fan this will be the first time you've seen a full stadium." Manford said "cheers" and walked off in disgust.

He was trying to be a funny rag ****.

I'd have sacked the Southern rag for it.

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When did the prick say that
 
KentBlue said:
I'd like to laugh at it, I truly would. But it irritates me that every single article about the rags is a glowing endorsement of what a wonderful club they are. That all of their players are world-beaters and their entire squad was
assembled for less than we paid for the Viking.
We know it's bullshit, other supporters know it's bullshit, anyone with a passing interest in the game knows it's bullshit, so why the fuck are they persisting with this childish myth that the rags are the perfect club and all others are just making up the numbers?
The swamp is in an advanced state of disrepair, the Glazers are fleecing every single penny they can from the club, 25%Jim seems hell-bent on alienating the entire backroom staff with his cuts and managing the purse strings, and yet conversely they are going out and spending record amounts on players no **** has heard of.

The rags have some kind of hold on the media in this country, of that I'm pretty certain. It's the only way they can continuously be seen in a favourable light despite the crap way they are doing things, by having some kind of say in what is written and what isn't.


Before long every article concerning that bastard club will have loads of smiling emojis around it: kisses, love-hearts, thumbs-ups and so on.
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Imagine what it'd be like if we weren't about hoovering cups up and they were successful!!!
 
I will not punch a 9 year old, I will not punch a 9 year old but I came so close to it on Saturday. Our grandsons 9 birthday party and this scrote arrived in a rags shirt knowing our Grandson is a blue. Proceeded to take the p1ss at every opportunity; ooh that cake is crap (a city cake) - our daughter is to polite to say 'well don't f..king have any then, 'oh he said I touched something blue I will have to touch something red straight away' and so it went on. How the f..k I didn't punch him I shall never know. How he stays friendly with him beats me. Typical rag little sh1t.

Had to laugh when he just said to the little tw@ 'four in a row' and stuck four fingers in his face.
 
Fred_Quimby said:
I will not punch a 9 year old, I will not punch a 9 year old but I came so close to it on Saturday. Our grandsons 9 birthday party and this scrote arrived in a rags shirt knowing our Grandson is a blue. Proceeded to take the p1ss at every opportunity; ooh that cake is crap (a city cake) - our daughter is to polite to say 'well don't f..king have any then, 'oh he said I touched something blue I will have to touch something red straight away' and so it went on. How the f..k I didn't punch him I shall never know. How he stays friendly with him beats me. Typical rag little sh1t.

Had to laugh when he just said to the little tw@ 'four in a row' and stuck four fingers in his face.
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Bad manners need to be rectified and he needed to be left out in the cold, if he isn't told now he will never learn.

Hope your grandson had a great day in spite of rags mate.
 
Fred_Quimby said:
I will not punch a 9 year old, I will not punch a 9 year old but I came so close to it on Saturday. Our grandsons 9 birthday party and this scrote arrived in a rags shirt knowing our Grandson is a blue. Proceeded to take the p1ss at every opportunity; ooh that cake is crap (a city cake) - our daughter is to polite to say 'well don't f..king have any then, 'oh he said I touched something blue I will have to touch something red straight away' and so it went on. How the f..k I didn't punch him I shall never know. How he stays friendly with him beats me. Typical rag little sh1t.

Had to laugh when he just said to the little tw@ 'four in a row' and stuck four fingers in his face.
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Daft Donald has the IQ of a nine year old. Give him 10p and he’ll beat fingy up for you :)
 
I have to admit that I do quite like it when they get all giddy at the start of the season, if anything I try to egg them on even more. Nothing better than listening to them claiming they are back and the garden's all rosey only to see it decend into an utter clusterfuck soon after the season starts.
 
abu13 said:
I have to admit that I do quite like it when they get all giddy at the start of the season, if anything I try to egg them on even more. Nothing better than listening to them claiming they are back and the garden's all rosey only to see it decend into an utter clusterfuck soon after the season starts.
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A bit like shooting fish in a barrel ...........
 
abu13 said:
I have to admit that I do quite like it when they get all giddy at the start of the season, if anything I try to egg them on even more. Nothing better than listening to them claiming they are back and the garden's all rosey only to see it decend into an utter clusterfuck soon after the season starts.
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Don’t worry their first half a dozen fixtures will put them firmly in their place
 
Akira said:
Not necessarily. The high transfer fee was to get Ajax to sell. Ajax quoted a ridiculous price in 80mil hoping that United will back off, but was surprised United actually paid it. Even the United scouts valued him at 30mil.

Antony wasn't even that valuable to Ajax, it was just late in the window, probably wasn't earning all that much at Ajax.
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I believe Marco Van Basten also said he couldn't believe how much Ajax got from The Trafford Mugs for the woman beater.
 
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