Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[Vienna_70]

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Shouldn’t that be, when you’re cleaning out your recently deceased mother’s room?

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I met a bloke called Ian Tevvy the other day.

He said his brother was the lead singer of the hollies.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

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The punchline is actually, step aside, this is a job for your momma. And I heard it first back in the 1970’s with a traditional Italian family and momma.

Lav, I scratch my head sometimes with you and Bill to a lesser extent.
You seem to have a 1950’s idea of the Irish in your head that wasn’t particularly funny then although a lot more accurate I suppose.

 

[flook]

I see United have turned down a massive sponsorship deal from a dog food company. Apparently, having "Winalot" on their shirts was thought to be unrealistic

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

No gender problems in the women's beach volleyball

 

[Uwe Already]

I used to be scared of gardening, but then I grew a pear and now I’m over it!

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I've got a mate who just won a holiday for him and four mates, plus £4,000 spending money.

He asked me if I was free the last two weeks in October and I confirmed that I was...

The bastard wants me to put his bins out!

 

[Grassland Blue]

So me and the wife were shopping in Morrisons when she said "I'm sure thar's Guardiola over there by the freezers".
"I don't know if it is or not".
"Well go over and ask him".
So I walked over and said, "Excuse me, are you Pep?"
"Si".......

 

[Barcon]

So me and the wife were shopping in Morrisons when she said "I'm sure thar's Guardiola over there by the freezers".
"I don't know if it is or not".
"Well go over and ask him".
So I walked over and said, "Excuse me, are you Pep?"
"Si".......

I wot m8?

 

[NZBlue]