Joke thread

[blue44]

You have to hand it to her.

i was legless at the time

 

[bluethrunthru]

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walked into a bar.
The rabbit says “I think I might be a typo...”

 

[bladdered]

Imagine waiting for the last bus home stood next to this fcker.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

" I've come about the vacancy on the customer complaints desk..."


" Can you start tomorrow..??"

 

[Dogtanian]

How do you tell what gender an ant is?

Put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats it's buoyant!

 

[KS55]

Why was medieval Venice like the American Wild West?…
Because it was Doge City.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Imagine waiting for the last bus home stood next to this fcker. View attachment 49620

Not a good look...

 

[Dogtanian]

The police arrested my daughter claiming she had burnt our house down.

But it was arson.

 

[Mozzer]

" I've come about the vacancy on the customer complaints desk..."


" Can you start tomorrow..??"

Errrr?

 

[Zubrman]

Errrr?

He had his bike outside, Silly.