9 | Erling Haaland - 2024/25

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He took his goal brilliantly.

Who cares, if he has less touches than his teammates? He is on the field to put the ball in the net, and he is fantastic at his job.

91 goals in his first 100 games for City is an insane statistic. We all knew he could score goals, but I bet there are few of us, who thought he be as prolific as he has been.

I can’t wait for Saturday and to see him at Etihad again.
 
Pep won’t like me for saying this but the team don’t need me (referring to the chances they create). Funny guy :)
 
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He took his goal brilliantly.

Who cares, if he has less touches than his teammates? He is on the field to put the ball in the net, and he is fantastic at his job.

91 goals in his first 100 games for City is an insane statistic. We all knew he could score goals, but I bet there are few of us, who thought he be as prolific as he has been.

I can’t wait for Saturday and to see him at Etihad again.
Perfectly put. That first goal was so important today
 
Brilliant goal, knew exactly what he wanted to do in every stage of it, to be entirely honest, I felt he should have shot first time when it come to him and thought he'd end up crowded out but that is why he's the best striker on the planet. Didn't give him the service I expected us to give him today, few times he showed some brilliant movement to free himself up if they ball was delivered and it never came. Expect us to feed him much more this season with the wingers we've now got which will get him more involved.
 
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Looked in fantastic condition today and has he added some extra muscle ? Looked a bit stronger today ! What a player !
 
Erling Haaland responds to Marc Cucurella's taunts after Spain won 2024 EURO: "He is a funny man. Last season, he asked for my shirt & now he's singing bad stuff about me. He can do what he wants, I couldn't care less. It was an interesting song from him. I don't have much more to say"



 
Erling Haaland responds to Marc Cucurella's taunts after Spain won 2024 EURO: "He is a funny man. Last season, he asked for my shirt & now he's singing bad stuff about me. He can do what he wants, I couldn't care less. It was an interesting song from him. I don't have much more to say"




How are we supposed to know what he's saying?
 
Think he worked hard today and was a much more solid outlet when we needed him to be.

That 10 minute spell before Kova’s goal involved a lot of him pinning his marker and keeping the ball in areas miles away from our own goal.

Brilliant finish too.
 
Erling Haaland responds to Marc Cucurella's taunts after Spain won 2024 EURO: "He is a funny man. Last season, he asked for my shirt & now he's singing bad stuff about me. He can do what he wants, I couldn't care less. It was an interesting song from him. I don't have much more to say"





How are we supposed to know what he's saying?

I added a translation for non-Norweigan speakers for that reason
 


The narratives on Haaland after being a confirmed Man City player​

  • "If Haaland scores 15 EPL goals, it’ll be a good season for him. It’s disrespectful to the establishment"
  • "Haaland will struggle for not being a 'typical' Pep-player"
  • "Haaland's goals for Dortmund means nothing because 'Bundesliga tax'"
  • "Haaland ain't EPL proven"
  • "Haaland will be massively injury prone"
  • "Can Haaland score goals against parked buses, not just when he has space to run into?"
  • "Can Haaland cope with the physicality in the Premier League?"

The narratives on Haaland throughout entire 2022-23 season​

  • August (post Community Shield): "Darwin Nunez and Gabriel Jesus will outscore Haaland this season"
  • September: "Haaland may score hat-tricks, but they are all tap ins"
  • October: "Just man-mark KDB out and Haaland is basically useless"
  • November: "Man City are in 2nd place + plays collectively worse with Haaland, conversations must be held"
  • December: World Cup break
  • January: "Knew PL defenders would adapt to Haaland, that form wasn't sustainable"
  • February (pre-Emirates clash): "Haaland doesn't score in away games vs other Big 6 teams"
  • March/April: Watch Haaland fold when crunch UCL clashes are coming up"
  • May: "Harry Kane doing magic in this Spurs team is much more impressive than what Haaland does in Man City"
 
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