Moths, wasps and spiders..

[mexico1970]

You have an exceptionally suave looking cat

Roger Moore eyebrow deployed :)

 

[flook]

Wasps eat flies, aphids, caterpillars and other invertebrates, making them an important insect-controlling predator and are important pollinators

all well and good, but they can fuck off all the same

 

[idahoblues]

all well and good, but they can fuck off all the same

Well said, and these nasty bastards, Bald Faced Hornets, they’re everywhere at the moment

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Wasps are important pollinators and they eat greenfly. All good until you want to sit out with a beer.
The slugs you refer to are probably Portuguese. They invaded a few years ago but seem to be dying away now. We had loads eating our hostas, but none this year.

All called Cristiano?

 

[Marklr]

Same here mate, in a cup / glass and out they go (or to another room).

I have to SHOW them me actually throwing the spider out. I can't pretend any more.

 

[Marklr]

Wasps are important pollinators and they eat greenfly. All good until you want to sit out with a beer.
The slugs you refer to are probably Portuguese. They invaded a few years ago but seem to be dying away now. We had loads eating our hostas, but none this year.

Did the slugs come over on boats? And more importantly, were they put up in FIVE STAR HOTELS?

 

[kaz7]

Ah yeah mate, I want nothing more than to see a spider tortured for hours, begging for death long before it comes!!! Hahaha

Cats are only marginally less of **** than the squirrel that is currently stripping my walnut tree and has been for a week now. They’re not even ready yet for another month. I hope it gets indigestion. Will forget where it puts them because no squirrel needs that many nuts. I believe @kaz7 says Merlin is a bit of a squirrel killer, my cats just stare at it for 30 seconds before going back to eating and sleeping for the rest of the day. The dogs chase it but never get close.

Ha, he has killed and eaten three to date , gave himself a really poorly bowel after the first one but he never learns , he is lightening quick and runs up and down trees and can jump really high . If he wants you then your time is up , little twat

 

[Streetsweeper]

If I can’t catch them in a cup they’re too big for this planet.

Completely fair. On a related note, never go to any Central African jungle.

 

[dublinblue12]

Giant spiders the size of rats making a comeback in UK

Up to 3,750 female fen raft spiders believed to be at 12 sites across the UK now

www.independent.co.uk

 

[bluemcr]

Saw one these beauty's whilst working at Fallowfield uni

 

[horlock_was_super]

3 huge spiders last couple nights, horrific. squashed them all with Mrs Hammers recipe cook book.

Ah that would have been a southern spider.
A northern spider would have took the book off you and twatted the both of you!
:))

 

[BlueHammer85]

Ah that would have been a southern spider.
A northern spider would have took the book off you and twattec the both of you!
:))

Spider would have died from the fumes of coal, boddingtons and gravy to get near your houses.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Spider would have died from the fumes of coal, boddingtons and gravy to get near your houses.

Boddingtons!!?
How dare you
Holts’ you heathen. Hydes as a stand in. Robinsons at a push.

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Jesus.
The size of the spider that was in my bathtub this morning was joke.

I walked in and i could feel something staring at me!

Anyway, it offered me an armwrestle which i declined

Got a pint glass, caught it and threw it out of the window (I live in a flat) i swear it took some brickwork off on it’s way down!

The bath plug will now be in for the forseeable future

Just be careful people, these spiders are turning into steroid like land mammals

 

[1961_vintage]

better than living in it!

Fucking soft twat. Just catch them and put them out.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Oy @idahoblues stop being a redneck. Wasps are good. They pollinate flowers, fruit trees, crops the lot. We have done just about everything we can to kill bees who also do all of the above, we need wasps more than ever.
OP, yes there are less of most native creatures thanks to insecticides and pollution.

Fuck it, I'm going to block the M25 tomorrow.

Good idea, as I'm only going to Littleborough Coop tomorrow.

 

[Blue Mist]

Jesus.
The size of the spider that was in my bathtub this morning was joke.

I walked in and i could feel something staring at me!

Anyway, it offered me an armwrestle which i declined

Got a pint glass, caught it and threw it out of the window (I live in a flat) i swear it took some brickwork off on it’s way down!

The bath plug will now be in for the forseeable future

Just be careful people, these spiders are turning into steroid like land mammals

Ergh spiders don't come up the drainpipe, hold their breath and swim round the U bend before appearing from the plug hole.

They come down from the ceiling but then the bath is too slippy for them to get out.

 

[TonyM]

They hide under the bed. We just see them jn the bathrooms when they nip in at night for a big poo and a shower afterwards.

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Ergh spiders don't come up the drainpipe, hold their breath and swim round the U bend before appearing from the plug hole.

They come down from the ceiling but then the bath is too slippy for them to get out.

How do you explain Incy Wincy Spider then?
Get’s up by helicopter?

 

[idahoblues]

Sumbitch, sitting outside enjoying the sunshine and had the first yellow jacket of the year land on my hand. Not happy, way too early for those cunts. Now armed with my electric swatter