Spurious Claim to Fame

[KS55]

The cauliflower ears and broken nose probably gave it away

Actually she was blonde and statuesque.

 

[Blootoof]

My brother made a stormtrooper helmet out of coke and sugar.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

My brother made a stormtrooper helmet out of coke and sugar.

How are you going to sniff that now??

 

[dobingsdobber]

My daughter-in-law,and hence my grand-daughter,are related to George Stephenson,the railway dude.

 

[give it to gordon]

I'm in a local book ( 3rd from the left lol )

 

[Newman Noggs]

I solo sang "Feed the Goat" on the 1999/2000 end of season video as the goat is shown scoring a goal. Filmed after the Blackburn game, the only time I've been pissed at a football match.

 

[Blue Maverick]

I'm in a local book ( 3rd from the left lol )

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Why didn’t you say second from the right

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I'm in a local book ( 3rd from the left lol )

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Did the UFO eventually land?

 

[J.G.Blue.]

I'm in a local book ( 3rd from the left lol )

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That kite must be massive :-)

 

[mancboy]

I'm in a local book ( 3rd from the left lol )

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why are you dressed as rags looking at the pl table

 

[dickie davies]

Waiting at a gate at Manchester Airport with my family and I can see a very attractive tall lady walking towards us
I do my best not to look, but when she was close I take another peek and walking beside her was Pablo Zabaletta
I say "eh up Pablo"
He looks, smiles and say "hiya"
And on they go
When I say who it was I had just spoken to, the kids fucking mithered me to ask him for a pic, which I steadfastly refused

 

[Saddleworth2]

Why didn’t you say second from the right

4th from the top?
2nd from the bottom?

 

[dickie davies]

Sat on the front row of a fight Alicante and Kenny Dalglish was on the row behind
When the plane landed, I needed to get my bag which was in the locker above his seat, so I said to him, "you go first. I've got to get my bag"
And the miserable **** didn't even acknowledge me

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Waiting at a gate at Manchester Airport with my family and I can see a very attractive tall lady walking towards us
I do my best not to look, but when she was close I take another peek and walking beside her was Pablo Zabaletta
I say "eh up Pablo"
He looks, smiles and say "hiya"
And on they go
When I say who it was I had just spoken to, the kids fucking mithered me to ask him for a pic, which I steadfastly refused

First rule of BM broken when mentioning ladies!!!

 

[MCFC Wirral]

My grandad’s cousin was murdered by the Krays.

 

[AlexWilliamsGloves]

I met Alex Williams at a supporters club event, and told him about my username on here.

I think he was scared.

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

My brother let Morrissey out of a junction in Salford.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I sat opposite Ian Rush on a train from Chester to Cardiff and he tweeted a photo of us on the next day.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Being throw out ( asked to leave ) Gracelands. Fortunately Elvis was no longer in the building.

 

[maxwellblue]

One of my cars appeared in a few episodes of Coronation Street.