United Thread | 2024/25

[eastmanc]

Puff daddy is a man utd fan

I was going to call him a glory hunter but then remembered that they are shite.

 

[burnley blue mcfc]

The spuds will mysteriously capitulate and the rags will fluke their way to a win.

Won’t be a mystery pal they have a tendency of doing it at the swamp amongst other places

 

[eastmanc]

73,069 v FC Twente?

Mother of God!

Do they just make it up as they go along?

There was nowhere near 73,000.

 

[FJRMCFC]

Ten Hag is the worst coach in the league. Won’t be long before Tuchel gets the call

 

[jaiguruKun]

Can someone translate please…..blud!!

In fairness, he does make some good points!

 

[blueish swede]

I suspected they could win today. Not going too well so far though, they look the usual lazy arse team they always are.

This from the Guardian:

29 min: If you’re not watching and want a sense of the game, try to imagine the worse Man United performance you can imagine. It’s worse than that.

 

[jaiguruKun]

Will cocks pull the trigger?

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

This is fucking hilarious. The scum are absolute dogshit. Neville has been absolutely laying into them for at least half an hour.

EDIT: on the downside, Ten Hag is surely in last chance saloon

 

[Mr Fraser]

Nitid are back

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Will cocks pull the trigger?

It would be easier if he used his finger…

 

[eastmanc]

This is fucking hilarious. The scum are absolute dogshit. Neville has been absolutely laying into them for at least half an hour.

EDIT: on the downside, Ten Hag is surely in last chance saloon

Isn't it great when they turn on their own .

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Bad news is that the rags will find out in their next Ratface-less three games that he’s a major part of their midfield misfunctioning.

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

Looked at the rag cafe matchday thread, they're a pessimistic bunch of self entitled cunts aren't they?

Edited for you :-)

 

[wolviedinho]

Come on now raggies. Results have been shit and I need a good laugh. Don’t let us down -:)

Your welcome blues.

The implosion and sacking of ten is on. Neville orchestrated again from the gantry.

He is such a know it all ****.

 

[blue cigar]

Neville nearly in tears and constantly criticising "his" team. Ugate looks shite, ditto the right back, appalling signings, I thought Dan ashworth was the dogs bollocks?

 

[mexico1970]

Your welcome blues.

The implosion and sacking of ten is on. Neville orchestrated again from the gantry.

He is such a know it all ****.

Is he calling for insurrection again?

 

[wolviedinho]

abandoned he calling for insurrection again?

Game abandoned in 3…2…1…

 

[mexico1970]

Game abandoned in 3…2…1…

Once that 6 eyebrowed tuber from Oldham gets wind there will be a busload of rags outside the club shop (It's the only time they go to the swamp).

Firstly they'll hammer that club shop and stock up on christmas presents.

 

[mexico1970]

Scholes taking up the airwaves thinking it's MUTV, someone shut the monotone fucker up.

 

[Winchester]

Sky look deflated now Goofy has gone
Await campaign to get the card rescinded