Joke thread

[Bri1975]

Husband (H) and wife (W) are going to bed

After a few minutes, the husband is starting to get a little frisky.

W: “Not tonight.”

H: “Come on, it’s been a while.”

W: “I have an appotomorrowwith the gynaecologist tomorrow so I want to be fresh.”

After another couple of minutes…

H: “You don’t have a dentist appointment tomorrow too, do you?”

appotomorrowwith - south wales

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I was in Asda before and saw a wonan at the checkout who had really terrible teeth.

Was it Wonan Keating?

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[goalmole]

Was it self imposed, really !!

I don't know but I look forward to his next one

 

[yeseye]

 

[Casey69]

Very young naive married couple, don’t like to say can I have sex so they say can I do the washing? Husband is feeling frisky says to the wife can I do my washing? She says no ! a little later she relents and says to him you can do your washing ! He replies I’ve already done it by hand !

 

[blue b4 the moon]

^^^^^^^ @Lavinda Past burner account?

 

[mexico1970]

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I hate those lids with a passion and always rip them off :)

 

[Lavinda Past]

^^^^^^^ @Lavinda Past burner account?

Not me mate. I only have one account.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[JRockBlues]

 

[Lavinda Past]

The first rule of palindrome club is sibulce mordnilap foelurts rifeht.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Hecklers anonymous meeting tonight 7pm.
Bring your own boos.

 

[bennyboy]

 

[Lavinda Past]

It took me a while to convince my friend that suicide was never the answer.

Turns out it was and we lost the pub quiz by one point.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?

Or is it one of Granny's myths?

 

[Bri1975]

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I could read that every day for the rest of my life and still not have the foggiest