Joke thread

[Cotontoquinn]

Danny Murphy on MOTD 3/9/2022 regarding VAR
”I don’t know why they don’t get former players involved”
WHAT A FANTASTIC IDEA!!
If only there were loads of Rags and Dippers available……..

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Danny Murphy on MOTD 3/9/2022 regarding VAR
”I don’t know why they don’t get former players involved”
WHAT A FANTASTIC IDEA!!
If only there were loads of Rags and Dippers available……..

To leave their bikes outside?

 

[Bill Walker]

Wow. Welcome to 1965, Australia!

Now now mate..
Some on here weren't born till 1980 :)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Now now mate..
Some on here weren't born till 1980 :)

I’m jealous of those FYCs.

 

[Bill Walker]

A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

 

[KS55]

Man goes into a bar where he sees an Australian cackling maniacally to himself.
What’s funny bro?
—-These really old jokes I keep posting to Bluemoon.

 

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