United Thread | 2024/25

[Elbow beards]

The cunts could see themselves in a relegation battle my Christmas. If them still with ten bob they're fucked if them sack him they're fucked.

 

[117 M34]

Tuchel is a weird one really, apart from that stupidly lucky champions league win and a couple of cups here and there he has never done anything of note, never won a league title yet he is continuously touted for every top job hes like the german pochettino

He has won 3 league titles as manager

 

[oldhamblue]

Villa are 11/8 today at home. Even allowing for a Champions League hangover they should be odds on.

Bookies must believe the lazy rags are going to put in a shift to keep Ten Bob in a job

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

The hilarious thing about all this is that they are actually talking about giving it to van horseface if they sack him, so basically replacing a manager who was good in the dutch league with a manager who was average in the dutch league with less experience.

That is the amazing thing. We could all see it months ago. We could all foresee exactly this situation. And they walked straight into it off the back of ten hag winning an fa cup.

 

[mancboy]

He has won 3 league titles as manager

Sorry i totally missed those on transfermarkt although you can immediately discount two of those as they were with psg

 

[horlock_was_super]

The hilarious thing about all this is that they are actually talking about giving it to van horseface if they sack him, so basically replacing a manager who was good in the dutch league with a manager who was average in the dutch league with less experience.

Nope.
I have just re-read this and I can’t see a single problem whatsoever with it.
Also, not wishing to find fault my fellow Mancunian but, you forgot that horseface gets the nytid way and even has the dna.


I am looking forward to the SOH thread though.

 

[mancboy]

Nope.
I have just re-read this and I can’t see a single problem whatsoever with it.
Also, not wishing to find fault my fellow Mancunian but, you forgot that horseface gets the nytid way and even has the dna.


I am looking forward to the SOH thread though.

Oh you are correct there isnt any fault with the logic, obviously having the dna of a club you havent played for in over 20 years and played under a manager who hasnt managed in over ten years 100% qualifies you for the job

 

[KentBlue]

As much as I would love to see Villa destroy those verminous çunts, I believe today we will see just how blatantly corrupt the Premier League really is. A defeat for the rags would increase the uncertainty surrounding Ten-Bob's future, it would also load more humiliation on the club and significantly increase the ridicule they have already saddled themselves with so far.
I truthfully cannot see how Webb and his cronies at PGMOL will allow things to get further out of hand, so I'm going for a 0-2 win, with so many pro-rag controversies happening that people will be talking about this game for decades to come.

 

[jacko74]

As much as I would love to see Villa destroy those verminous çunts, I believe today we will see just how blatantly corrupt the Premier League really is. A defeat for the rags would increase the uncertainty surrounding Ten-Bob's future, it would also load more humiliation on the club and significantly increase the ridicule they have already saddled themselves with so far.
I truthfully cannot see how Webb and his cronies at PGMOL will allow things to get further out of hand, so I'm going for a 0-2 win, with so many pro-rag controversies happening that people will be talking about this game for decades to come.

Agree with all of that apart from the last bit.

People won't be talking about it for decades to come because, as always, the corrupt decisions... sorry "controversial" and "contentious" decisions... will all be airbrushed out of history by the broadcasters and media.

 

[dadnlad]

Nope.
I have just re-read this and I can’t see a single problem whatsoever with it.
Also, not wishing to find fault my fellow Mancunian but, you forgot that horseface gets the nytid way and even has the dna.


I am looking forward to the SOH thread though.

Think of all the media hours they can fill with new optimism
How horseface is the one

 

[Kippax77]

Villa are 11/8 today at home. Even allowing for a Champions League hangover they should be odds on.

Bookies must believe the lazy rags are going to put in a shift to keep Ten Bob in a job

Or they believe Howard Webb isn't going to just stand there and watch the rags demise without pulling a few strings

 

[kingn6]

Villa are 11/8 today at home. Even allowing for a Champions League hangover they should be odds on.

Bookies must believe the lazy rags are going to put in a shift to keep Ten Bob in a job

It is not the bookies that believe that it is the United fans in Asia and Norway hence those odds. Trust the process.

 

[TinFoilHat]

A rag boxer on Talkshite made me laugh last night.

"I don't understand United fans wanting us to lose to Villa. I want us to win. Not because I like Ten Hag, because I don't want Southgate taking over."

 

[Vienna_70]

They do have a saint playing occasionally for them.

I thought he played for Littlewoods, and then did a TV show with Greavsie.

 

[Vienna_70]

Sniffing around Tuchel again, apparently. Yeah, he's the sort of man who'll put up with the despot looking over his shoulders and undermining everything he does.

I read in the BBC Gossip Column, but I can’t remember which outlet was the source, that they are "interested" in Xabi Alonso.

I bet a lot of teams are interested in him, but that doesn’t mean he wants to go to any of them.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Nobody wants to manage them.

They still have a sense of entitlement that's poisoning the club.

When they accept they are, at best, the dippers in the 90's they can start moving on. I hope they don't and eventually we get to witness the scum disappearing up their own arse.

 

[JASR]

Nobody wants to manage them.

They still have a sense of entitlement that's poisoning the club.

When they accept they are, at best, the dippers in the 90's they can start moving on. I hope they don't and eventually we get to witness the scum disappearing up their own arse.

It’s been mentioned so many times on BM for the past 8-10 years… they cannot move forward till they cut out the past from being involved.
This starts and ends with Ferguson being moved out and de-waged. It’s like the post Busby years never happened to them, they bang on about ‘istree, but forget their own all the time.

I don’t believe they can recover to any reasonable level till he’s booted out, as per Liverpool and Shankly.

 

[Blue Mist]

A horse put them in this shitty position so it would be very fitting if a horses head now took over as manager.

 

[mancboy]

I read in the BBC Gossip Column, but I can’t remember which outlet was the source, that they are "interested" in Xabi Alonso.

I bet a lot of teams are interested in him, but that doesn’t mean he wants to go to any of them.

in the same way im interested in margot robie.

 

[TinFoilHat]

It’s been mentioned so many times on BM for the past 8-10 years… they cannot move forward till they cut out the past from being involved.
This starts and ends with Ferguson being moved out and de-waged. It’s like the post Busby years never happened to them, they bang on about ‘istree, but forget their own all the time.

I don’t believe they can recover to any reasonable level till he’s booted out, as per Liverpool and Shankly.

I think they are waiting for GPC to shuffle off his mortal coil as being attached to the rags they can utilise another revenue stream to fleece the fans. You can tell he's self embalming already.