United Thread | 2024/25

[abu13]

I would love the opportunity to kick Antony squarely in the bollocks.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I would love the opportunity to kick Antony squarely in the bollocks.

Be a bloody good shot considering the size of the target.

 

[Marklr]

Could United get relegated this season? It's possible...in theory. In reality, it won't be allowed to happen. Too many important people, too much money. That's my conspiracy theory, anyway.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Auntie Beeb have always been biased towards them even before the MediaCity days. I still remember it like yesterday when Southampton put six past them. I was expecting it to get "Featured Match" status on MOTD that night, but all we got was a voiceover summarising the goals and all over in three minutes. If the result was the other way round it would have got full coverage and studio analysis.

It was like they wanted to put the Rag supporters out of their misery as soon as possible and even shown the footage as the first item.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Wonderful battling point. A defensive masterclass.

Tent Peg lives on!

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

Have they turned yet another corner ? :-)

 

[RiversideBlue]

A good result for the Save Poundland Pep campaign

 

[Frank the Yank]

Two hours of my life I will never get back..

 

[ScottSinclair]

Awful game of football, hopefully the result is enough to keep him in the job a little longer but I doubt it.

They are still stupid enough to have kept him if they somehow fluked a win though, which is absurd in itself

 

[tregyblue61]

Another roundabout negotiated, a corner turned that keeps them 2 wins from a Champions League place.

More genius from Tent Peg there.

Oh, and Rashford should have been off.

 

[jacko74]

I'm quite happy with a mind numbing nil nil.

It shows the world how utterly dire a side united are.

A loss could have seen ten Hag sacked and a win would have resulted in the usual wankathon.

This just keeps them in their purgatory of mid table obscurity, irrelevance and humiliation.

 

[Frank the Yank]

I know it’s in two weeks time but I hope brentford put in a performance and make the Rags look silly…

 

[jimharri]

ETH; "Give Johnny a Sanatogen, and stick him out in front of the cameras"

 

[Shirley]

Come on, it’s man united we’re talking about here….

Hilarious

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

Just watched Villa v United, I was expecting some football, but the most entertaining bit was watching the ref get his communication system replaced on the stroke of 90 minutes. Bloody awful, yet our fans moan about us

 

[SebastianBlue]

I'm quite happy with a mind numbing nil nil.

It shows the world how utterly dire a side united are.

A loss could have seen ten Hag sacked and a win would have resulted in the usual wankathon.

This just keeps them in their purgatory of mid table obscurity, irrelevance and humiliation.

Thrust the profess.

 

[cityboy2602]

I'm quite happy with a mind numbing nil nil.

It shows the world how utterly dire a side united are.

A loss could have seen ten Hag sacked and a win would have resulted in the usual wankathon.

This just keeps them in their purgatory of mid table obscurity, irrelevance and humiliation.

Correct. Keeps ten bob in a job and them in 14th spot. Ideal result really.

 

[Shirley]

They’re the biggest team in the world…

Who is this prick on sly?

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Just watched Villa v United, I was expecting some football, but the most entertaining bit was watching the ref get his communication system replaced on the stroke of 90 minutes. Bloody awful, yet our fans moan about us

There doesn’t seem to be any awareness from the pundits that most of the United team are technically sub standard. Unable to control the ball and play it first time. Totally dire. Happy days.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

6 wins in his last 19 premier league matches.