Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

A zoologist, a geologist, and a meteorologist go camping...

While they're setting up their tent, a hungry bear comes out of the woods. The geologist turns in a panic, but notices that the zoologist is calmly watching the situation unfold.

"Why aren't you running!?" yells the geologist.

"We've got plenty of time," says the zoologist. "Hungry bears always go for the meteorologist first."

 

[Lavinda Past]

I was waiting for my meal in the local Chinese restaurant and a duck came up to me with a rose, saying 'Your eyes sparkle like the stars'.

I said to the waiter: 'There seens to have been a mistake with my order... I ordered aromatic duck!'

 

[Lavinda Past]

Scientists in America have cloned a grizzly.

I’ll repeat that... they’ve cloned a grizzly.

It bears repeating.

 

[Barcon]

A zoologist, a geologist, and a meteorologist go camping...

While they're setting up their tent, a hungry bear comes out of the woods. The geologist turns in a panic, but notices that the zoologist is calmly watching the situation unfold.

"Why aren't you running!?" yells the geologist.

"We've got plenty of time," says the zoologist. "Hungry bears always go for the meteorologist first."

Because they're made of meat?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Lavindar Past, a football fan,
Posted jokes, oh what a plan!
But alas, his wit,
Was seriously shit,
His jokes need a rewrite man

;)

 

[Lavinda Past]

Because they're made of meat?

Yes. . They're 'meatier' ologists

Lateral thinking.

 

[Barcon]

Yes. . They're 'meatier' ologists

Lateral thinking.

Nice.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Because they're made of meat?

The Meatier Ologist.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

The Meatier Ologist.

You got there before me.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Lavindar Past, a football fan,
Posted jokes, oh what a plan!
But alas, his wit,
Was seriously shit,
His jokes need a rewrite man

;)

 

[TinFoilHat]

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I still recall the day my ex told me to cum on my own tits...

:(

 

[NZBlue]

Yes. . They're 'meatier' ologists

Lateral thinking.

Well I'd really like to go on record as saying that that was one of your finest efforts in this thread










But it wasn't, it was totally shut







:-)

 

[JRockBlues]

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Also bad at spelling.

 

[Bill Walker]

Lavindar Past, a football fan,
Posted jokes, oh what a plan!
But alas, his wit,
Was seriously shit,
His jokes need a rewrite man

;)

Lavinda Past a football fan,
Posted jokes he got from his Mam,
He tried his best but the jokes were bad,
His Mam's being sacked, so he's gonna try his Dad.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[KS55]

I still recall the day my ex told me to cum on my own tits...

:(

….without hitting the headboard.

 

[fulabeer]

 

[horlock_was_super]

Yes. . They're 'meatier' ologists

Lateral thinking.

So you’re saying that all meteorologists are fat bastards!
That’s not very nice.

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Because they're made of meat?

I was assuming so. It took me ages.