United Thread | 2024/25

[TinFoilHat]

Await the national day of mourning when this is announced to rag world.

Gary Chuckle will be in a mourning suit on Sky Sports and blaming the glazers.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Sly man Stone.

Sir Alex Ferguson: Former Manchester United boss to step away from club ambassador duties

Sir Alex Ferguson will step away from his Manchester United ambassadorial duties at the end of the season.

www.bbc.co.uk

No wonder his conk is big with the amount of shit it collects crawling up Satan's anus.

 

[solley attwell]

This is probably the best thing they have done since buying a stake in the club

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You know what that means?
They are facilitating the return of the nodding dog ole. Now he doesn't have to look like a complete gimp giving up his parking spot to Sir phalex

 

[Norbert D]

Sir Alex and Scruffy Jim, amicable meeting…..

 

[city2]

Fucking hell they have finally worked out the problem after a decade of whiskey breath having been the issue that’s dragged them down

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Nice gig? Trying to have a piss with rats running over your toes?

Surely the fans aren't allowed into the Executive Toilet when the despot is emptying his bladder ?

And it is bad enough just having to watch their players running chaotically around the pitch, so rats running around will defintely be an improvement , being both more methodical and entertaining.

 

[N1985]

Are they fuck, nobody with half a cell would take this useless **** on.. He will be demanding ridiculous wages for good measure an all….!

He's got Everton written all over him.

 

[KS55]

This is probably the best thing they have done since buying a stake in the club

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Bad news for us. He was the cause of many fuck ups.

 

[N1985]

"He reportedly received £2.16million-a-year to keep his gobshite mouth shut about everything that went on with referees and the FA behind everybody's backs."

Pisscan ****

Fixed?

 

[EricBrooksGhost]

Reckon Scruffy wanted the parking spot

 

[Vienna_70]

It's arguably a step in the right direction if they've realised the negative affect he's having, and aren't just doing this as another cost saving exercise like sacking half their staff

I doubt scruffy Jim is thinking about the spectre of the pisscan stopping them moving on from the past and his time in charge.

He’s probably only concerned with saving the £2 million+ that the rags are shelling out to the Govan bully every year.

 

[Nellies left peg]

Fixed?

I suspect Scruffy Jim will be getting a litre of horse spunk through his letterbox anonymously in the near future delivered by a doddering old man who has a bright red nose and burst capillaries

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It might be a good thing for them in the long run, but I doubt it’s been done to remove his shadow from the club. It’ll have been done to scrimp and save a few quid.

If scruffy Jim ever took over at City, the first thing he’d probably do is cancel Zabaleta’s seasoncard for life.

 

[remember arthur mann]

I wonder if he's had a pay off? Probably make a bomb renting his parking spot off.

 

[Blue Til Death]

I suspect Scruffy Jim will be getting a litre of horse spunk through his letterbox anonymously in the near future delivered by a doddering old man who has a bright red nose and burst capillaries

Not sure the old **** can fit a full litre in his gob but I could be wrong ..

 

[N1985]

Not sure the old **** can fit a full litre in his gob but I could be wrong ..

Litre of whiskey? That **** could hold one in each cheek.

 

[solley attwell]

Ajax selling him for £82m after he refused to train and was trying to engineer a move away, then getting him back for probably less than half, is the dictionary definition of rinsing.

Juventus did it twice with Pogba. Rinsing, and repeating!

Must be a dutch thing
Robbie Rinsingbrink

 

[heslops barnet]

Doing what the dippers did with Shankly…………need to fuk the old fukers off

 

[tommy116]

Don't think it changes that much, he still is going to turn up at the games.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]