United Thread | 2024/25

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[Gazza]

No wonder Disney are covering it, what with the cartoon character's, log flume & the new haunted player's tunnel.

 

[hallsteve62]

I suspect Scruffy Jim will be getting a litre of horse spunk through his letterbox anonymously in the near future delivered by a doddering old man who has a bright red nose and burst capillaries

Bit early for Santa, isn't it? ; )

 

[bennyboy]

So, he’s been paid over £20m over ten years to shake a few hands and drink wine in the VIP lounge at the Old Toilet.

Nice gig, where do I sign up ?

They are just paying him off now.
A disgrace that the 250 staff were paid off before him.

 

[half & half derby scarf]

Ferguson to leave Man Utd global ambassador role Ferguson Sacked
Sorted that one for you Simon​

 

[Blue Til Death]

Litre of whiskey? That **** could hold one in each cheek.

A litre of horse spunk.. Whiskey no problem, his nose is a litre of whiskey on its own ..

 

[Tuearts right boot]

How short sighted, he was doing a bloody marvelous job for them, they really should reconsider.

 

[Blue Til Death]

How short sighted, he was doing a bloody marvelous job for them, they really should reconsider.

Ten rags will be able to park his car at the ground now, instead of outside Macari’s chippy..!

 

[Gordyola]

Got to feel for him winter fuel allowance gone and now he gets made redundant How will he cope?

 

[foggy1974]

Surely the fans aren't allowed into the Executive Toilet when the despot is emptying his bladder ?

And it is bad enough just having to watch their players running chaotically around the pitch, so rats running around will defintely be an improvement , being both more methodical and entertaining.

Is the executive toilet on the M62 ??