Stupid little things that bug you

The way the Aussies say the score in cricket. It's not "five for one hundred and ninety five", it's "one hundred and 95 for five" . Aren't they the only country that use that format? Even their neighbours use the correct format.
 
The word 'cute' bugs me,, as spoken by middle class doggy types, yanks and those who use it to deflect away from the fact that the object or creature to which they are referring is far from 'cute' but rather plain, uninteresting or even ugly.
I’m with you. That’s why I’m glad everybody calls me fucking gorgeous.

I’m witty, an unbelievable raconteur, wise, philosophical, enchanting and passionately interesting. The only thing holding me back, is crushingly low self esteem.

I could have gone places.
 
The way the Aussies say the score in cricket. It's not "five for one hundred and ninety five", it's "one hundred and 95 for five" . Aren't they the only country that use that format? Even their neighbours use the correct format.
Bugs the fuck out of me that one.
 
I’m with you. That’s why I’m glad everybody calls me fucking gorgeous.

I’m witty, an unbelievable raconteur, wise, philosophical, enchanting and passionately interesting. The only thing holding me back, is crushingly low self esteem.

I could have gone places.

Wow, your words are quite good. seems you have almost used all the letters on a typewriter, are you a secretary ?

With a luxurious mane of course....
 
The time between the compere of a usually cheap TV show announcing ' the winner is.....' and actually telling us who the fucking winner is. I could have put the kettle on, had sex with the wife and let the dog out for a wee.
I've noticed that when they do this, and they show three or four different faces leading up to announcing the winner, it is always the penultimate one that is the winner. I usually mange to guess correctly, not that I watch many of these. As you say it's cheap TV, and who are these celebrities on the celebrity episodes?
 
Or, someone else's......

hahaha
I shouldn't really post this but...
Some years ago, I used to organise ski holidays for groups, usually around 40-50 persons.
On the return, someone in the party would be chosen to "Lose" his/her luggage. The bag carried through by someone else in the group. Report the "loss" and make a claim.

ps. I only learned of this, some years after I had retired.
 
8/10 Cats does Countdown having the infunniest cunts ever in dictionary corner, so you keep having to skip the segment where some dickhead like that bearded Irish twat playing a Bontempi keyboard badly whilst shouting
There is occasionally a good one like Mr Swallow but in general yeah, FF to the next round.
 

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