Joke thread

[sir baconface]

Wayne Rooney is said to be delighted he's got Jan out of the way.

He’s now moving on to Mabel, Doris & Ethel.

 

[KS55]

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Trump: “That’s in Mexico isn’t it?”

 

[eric pode of croydon]

I think it is safe to say, she will definitely be within a million miles of you right now....

Ha, yes I realised that afterwards. 24901 miles (thanks Google) is still not enough.

Edit, 12450.5 miles.

 

[Mr Pie]

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Is this a true story if your escapades when you were younger in benidorm?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Is this a true story if your escapades when you were younger in benidorm?

Not telling you : )

 

[Uwe Already]

I’ve just seen on the BBC business news that talks of a merger between the R.A.C. and the AA have broken down.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I demand the release of @Lavinda Past .
Whatever ransom the kidnappers are demanding should be paid immediately.
If necessary, I will start up one of those gofundme jobs.

 

[NZBlue]

I demand the release of @Lavinda Past .
Whatever ransom the kidnappers are demanding should be paid immediately.
If necessary, I will start up one of those gofundme jobs.

I already started one- who do you think hired the kidnappers?

 

[Champions again in 2012]

I demand the release of @Lavinda Past .
Whatever ransom the kidnappers are demanding should be paid immediately.
If necessary, I will start up one of those gofundme jobs.

On a serious note I hope he is OK. He just seems to have disappeared

 

[Vienna_70]

View attachment 144927This Aldi biscuit needs to calm the fuck down !

Is @bluesmith behind that?

Take it! Take it!
Where do they go from here?

Or, four fingers? Is that an acknowledgment of our Four In A Row?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Is @bluesmith behind that?

Take it! Take it!
Where do they go from here?

Or, four fingers? Is that an acknowledgment of our Four In A Row?

There was a joke about ladies and 4 fingers but I am too much of a gentleman to repeat it here

 

[Vienna_70]

"Je t'adore," whispered the amorous Frenchman to the naïve young English woman.

"Shut it yourself!" she replied.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[sir baconface]

On a serious note I hope he is OK. He just seems to have disappeared.

Me too. Haven’t even seen him liking a post, let alone posting himself. Let us know you’re OK, eh Lavinda?

 

[tweety]

Me too. Haven’t even seen him liking a post, let alone posting himself. Let us know you’re OK, eh Lavinda?

Maybe he got the hump because a few posters called him out on the so called quality of his jokes.

 

[KS55]

Maybe he got the hump because a few posters called him out on the so called quality of his jokes.

The appalling nature of some of the jokes was half the point of them.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I demand the release of @Lavinda Past .
Whatever ransom the kidnappers are demanding should be paid immediately.
If necessary, I will start up one of those gofundme jobs.

A little bird told me it's reached the dizzying heights of £3/7s/6p.... pre decimal, like his jokes.

 

[KS55]

A little bird told me it's reached the dizzying heights of £3/7s/6p.... pre decimal, like his jokes.

6d

 

[Bri1975]