One to tell his teammates about in 5 years when he's turning out for Gateshead.That kid doing the Haaland celebration might just be the most tragic thing I've seen in years. It could only have been more tragic had it not been a kid doing it. They've basically just had a title celebration for going potentially 9 points behind the league leaders from a potential 12.
This is turning into one of those situations where you have a lunatic who has developed an obsession with you, they've made you their mortal enemy and want nothing more than to destroy you, only you have no idea they even exist.
It's so weird.
BrilliantSome 30 years ago I attended a company management meeting at a hotel just south of St Albans in Hertfordshire. At the bar one night I got into a chat with an older guy who worked behind the bar there. He was a Spurs fan and we swapped notes about our teams' ups and downs, great players etc., many of whom lived (and to this day continue to live) in the Hertfordshire area, just 20 miles or so from the two North London giants.
He 'took the Michael' out of Manchester and its rain and then he mentioned something which has stuck in my mind ever since, that by contrast, St Albans was the 'least windy part of the country'.
I have no idea if this is true or not! But given the behaviour of Arsenal's team during the game today, I guess it's most fortuitous that many of them live and work in that part of the world. At the merest hint of a gentle zephyr created by our players wafting by them, it resulted in a total collapse to the floor of those in red..
I bet Arteta spends most of his day at the training ground keeping half an eye on the local weather app in case the Beaufort Scale reading suggests the breeze is getting up.. he'd never get through a full day of training, poor thing, if he had to cope with the Manchester climate..
You spelt bum wrong , it’s **** You’re welcomeThis is bang on. They clearly don’t understand the “stay humble”. They lost titles due to getting over excited. They have a terrible disciplinary record due to being overexcited unprofessional b**ends. Their obsession and piss taking of Haaland would make sense if he hadn’t won the treble, smashed every record and they themselves were on equal footing to us. They aren’t, they are a team of bums, led by a bum.
Well tbf Haaland threw the ball at Gabriel's head when Stones equalised in the Etihad game, for me it's just banter even if the tarquins are cunts.Gabriel is an absolute nobody who has won fuck all and will continue to win fuck all.
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The way we defend it's very unlikely, Arsenal may bottle a tiny bit, but they hardly ever lose, Liverpool still favourites but we look like imploding every other week - so a top 7 - 8 spot for is is just as unlikely... terrible situation we have got ourselves in - this is no 'blip' just disastrous planningStill think it's more likely that we finish above them than they win a trophy this year tbh.
Apologies, except for the We-trolled-Haaland cup they won today.
It made it even better when Haaland scored and just ran to the away end. Proper inferiority complex over at the Emirates, they’ve clearly been thinking about Haaland and City a lot. Can’t say it’s surprising after we’ve broken their hearts two years running.Trying to banter a treble winner wearing a shirt with 2 gold badges on, that has never worn a city shirt without a gold badge on it from a fanbase that hasn't worn one of those badges in over 20 years and has never even competed for the other badge. It's like being dumped by Margot Robbie and having a 30 yr old virgin laugh at you for it.