United Thread | 2024/25

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Anybody reckon that Ocean Finance won’t lend them any more money?

 

[bluemonkey71]

destination fucked

 

[rowarta]

Another 250 redundancies just announced, won't have anyone left soon at this rate.

has he employed Musk and his DOGE team for these redundancies

 

[roman totale]

that ain't Bill Sykes mate...it's Mr Bumble The Beadle!

Sikes



Sykes

 

[meeesh]

has he employed Musk and his DOGE team for these redundancies

Just himself, he's doing it directly with an apology and a tin of Heinz tomato soup as a bonus pay off, which he's taking from the players canteen as we speak

 

[blueish swede]

On top of that Scruffy Jim is closing the staff canteen at the swamp and has offered employees a piece of fruit instead.

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Après nous, le dél Monte

 

[HypnoticBlue]

Didn't realize how difficult their run-in is.

Still not likely they'll go down especially given how bad the three teams that sit in the relegation zone currently are, but if their form dips any more they could be in for a fight.

They have 13 players in each game with VAR & PiGMOL on their side so they won’t be allowed to go down.
If Nunes wasn’t such a tit they’d be 3points worse off though.

 

[SkyBlueAmerican]

They have 13 players in each game with VAR & PiGMOL on their side so they won’t be allowed to go down.
If Nunes wasn’t such a tit they’d be 3points worse off though.

God, don't remind me. Zero reason we should have given them one point let alone three.

Hopefully we'll bury them at the Swamp.

 

[KS55]

Websters New Dictionary

Doing a Ratcliffe - The act of paying an employer £250M for the privilege of carrying out all of the shitty jobs that the employer doesn't want to do.

Pulling a Rashford - The art of playing shit soon after a lucrative long term contract has been signed.

An Ashworth - The act of paying £5M to release a person from a contract, then paying £4.1M to sack them 3 months later.

Amorim - When someone quickly realises that they're out of their depth.

Director of Football- The Collective Opinion of half a dozen unqualified people.

 

[laserblue]

The rags have announced more redundancies to help ease financial pressures. Sounds like they're in some serious shit with their continual penny pinching. In the meanwhile Casemiro is on £350,000 a week and Sicknote Shaw is on £150,000 a week. They've been losing money for 5 years and they still haven't been sanctioned by the Premier League. Wonder why? Answers on a postcard.

 

[city2]

Maybe they should pass the begging bowl among the fans to get that debt down, every little helps according to Tesco.

 

[blue for life]

Music to my ears!

 

[hertsblue]

Websters New Dictionary

Doing a Ratcliffe - The act of paying an employer £250M for the privilege of carrying out all of the shitty jobs that the employer doesn't want to do.

Pulling a Rashford - The art of playing shit soon after a lucrative long term contract has been signed.

An Ashworth - The act of paying £5M to release a person from a contract, then paying £4.1M to sack them 3 months later.

Amorim - When someone quickly realises that they're out of their depth.

Must be something also for dictionary for him avoiding 4 Billion in Tax by moving to Monaco then seeking tax payers money for the Swamp rebuild

 

[hertsblue]

The rags have announced more redundancies to help ease financial pressures. Sounds like they're in some serious shit with their continual penny pinching. In the meanwhile Casemiro is on £350,000 a week and Sicknote Shaw is on £150,000 a week. They've been losing money for 5 years and they still haven't been sanctioned by the Premier League. Wonder why? Answers on a postcard.

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Why cant they keep losing money as they seem exempt from any PSR rules the other teams have to abide by.

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

They're paying Casemiro 350k a week and are worried about not having gravy chips in the staff canteen

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

as someone has already weighed in with a bit of Dickens...here's a bit more...
Mr. Micawber, from "David Copperfield,
“Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six , result happiness.
Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery”

 

[Tuearts right boot]

It’s le pont, mon ami.

Pont is a masculine noun.

I dropped French after 3rd year

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Another 250 redundancies just announced, won't have anyone left soon at this rate.

In total 450 jobs gone....what did these 450 people actually do ?? and if not, where did they hide ??

 

[ancoats]

what did these 450 people actually do ??

Work for the media

 

[dadnlad]

In total 450 jobs gone....what did these 450 people actually do ?? and if not, where did they hide ??

Work at home