United Thread | 2024/25

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Top berting that…

 

[Pontypool Blue]

It’s incredible to think they had conversations with Ten Wanks and were “deeply impressed” with him. He’s obviously completely mental and a massive dickhead. How could anyone be deeply impressed by the ****?

Maybe they said they were massively pissed and it got lost in translation?

 

[Blue Mist]

All joking aside, is his appointment something that should concern us? I have to ask because I know nothing about the man and if he's joining the rags, I don't particularly want to know, except of course whether of not he poses a threat to our unrivalled supremacy?

@KentBlue Kent, Kent mate, I always enjoy your rag posts. I always think of them being said in an Alan Bennett monologue sort of way so, this one surprises me.
First of all. Last April this manager was 4 points clear and looking to win the league with Sporting and yet he jumped on a plane to be interviewed for the West Ham job.
To me this shows that if he gets it right at the swamp, at the drop of a hat, he will jump on a bus, train or plane to dash off to be interviewed by a big club :-)

Joking aside. Even if he is Peps younger, unknown brother, what can he realistically do there ? If Pep rocked up there how long do you think it would take him to get them successful on a regular basis ?
His best players are ergh, Maguire and.......fuck knows. If they try and sell any one of them, who is going to buy ? No-one will match their wages and unless the rags are willing to lose 60 million on Anthony and the like they are stuck with them. It would take 4-6 transfers windows to clear out and replace.
All the while, as long as we stick to our policies, we are growing stronger. We are not standing still.
So Kent, I don't think your monologues are in any danger of drying up in the next 10 years (longer if we remember our core values).

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Good appointment. Let's see how he gets on.

Perhaps.

Wait until he has an opportunity to get the over- hyped and lazy twats to try and do as he wants.

They have too many players whose egos outstrip their application and effort.

Beating a less than full team Leicester will have all their real cunts, is Fernandes , Garnacho , Rashford strutting around like fucking peacocks in mating season.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Think a kid on here said that was him?

 

[RegisteredToSeePhotos]

Think a kid on here said that was him?

Yes, it was @Stephen Ireland's pants

 

[Stoned Rose]

Yes, it was @Stephen Ireland's pants

Geezer.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Quite funny as I ain't on twitter/x and a red I worked with 10 years ago sent it to a mate, who then forwarded it to me . I couldn't go to anti United as it would have blown my cover. The guy who interviewed me said he ain't sure if it was a piss take .

Good work.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Yes, it was @Stephen Ireland's pants

I hope he had a shower when he got home after being so close to that rat infested shithole!!

 

[Bald fraud]

The usual media story about Amorim lined up for us, but Pep decided to extend a year and he wasn’t willing to wait.

Funny as fuck isn’t it! The best coach in world football staying with us is portrayed as us losing out! Fucking laughable these desperate bastards