United Thread | 2024/25

[tweety]

I hope he had a shower when he got home after being so close to that rat infested shithole!!

Dettol bath

 

[Protein Junkie]

So the crayon munchers look likely to bust their load yet again pending the announcement of Amorim.
Let’s look at this in a bit more detail.
Since the GPC walked away the Rags have unequivocally adopted the “ new boss is better than the old boss”
Over a decade of relative mediocrity has failed wholeheartedly to enter their pebble sized grey matter that they are now just rank and file.
Without research I’m not sure any prospective new Messiah has entered the realm of the poisoned chalice from such a low base.
Nevertheless, appointing Amorim is not just another new kid donned in emperor’s new clothes.
The squad is as bad as has been this last decade, the stadium looks like prime estate in Afghanistan and now they have Scruffy Jim.
The stakes are very high this time, very high indeed.

 

[ninjamonkey]

Could only have been better had he suggested bringing back Ronaldo instead of Kane. Top work.

 

[Vienna_70]

@Stephen Ireland's pants - fucking brilliant!

Absolutely hilarious!

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Amorim favours a back 3. Can anyone think of a combo of 3 current rag defenders that doesn't make you laugh just thinking about it?

 

[BerkshireBlue]

Amorim favours a back 3. Can anyone think of a combo of 3 current rag defenders that doesn't make you laugh just thinking about it?

yeah I've been looking at that as well, doesn't really work in the premier league either

 

[dadnlad]

Amorim favours a back 3. Can anyone think of a combo of 3 current rag defenders that doesn't make you laugh just thinking about it?

well we quiet often play 2 on halfway line so your telling me he's parking the bus

 

[beast]

Quite funny as I ain't on twitter/x and a red I worked with 10 years ago sent it to a mate, who then forwarded it to me . I couldn't go to anti United as it would have blown my cover. The guy who interviewed me said he ain't sure if it was a piss take .

My new favourite poster (fairly limited choice though)

 

[flb]

What seems apparent is there has been no real planning to get this guy in at all , if ETH had beat West Ham he’d still be in charge today , they’ve whored themselves around Europe virtually begging people to manage the club. Now if this was some sort of long term strategy, or even a short term one to get this guy to old Trafford I’d sort of thing they’re got an idea what they’re doing. This is a massive gamble for them , probably the biggest yet , if they don’t get top four I’d say they are royally fucked. I’d also say that Omar doesn’t appear to have a fucking clue what he’s doing , or that DOF they’ve brought in. To put it bluntly , they haven’t got a fucking clue what they are doing.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

yeah I've been looking at that as well, doesn't really work in the premier league either

But especially when having shit and slow players to try and fit into that formation.