United Thread | 2024/25

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

As a manager or player?

I was wondering if it was coaching the cricket team as it mentioned Old Trafford?

 

[BigJoe#1]

The media is slowly waking up to the reality that the Rags are close to going bust. The Glazers are loaded with debt, so is INEOS, and so is MUFC. Unless they find a buyer they are doomed. Lovely.

That has genuinely really cheered me up.

Hope its not false hope..... am I a nasty bastard?

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

Redundancies mean their jobs are redundant, how can they be replaced?

Ask P&O Ferries.

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[Asa's left peg]

I would like to make it clear that if Man Utd decide to sack Armorim I’m open to giving the manager’s job a go and I am available now.
I did run a school team that won its league four years in a row back in 1980.

You're over qualified

Edit. You've had it from a few sources now. Just continue at Carlisle, Mark.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The thing is, catweazle is a multi billionaire and you dont become one of those by accident so Shirley, he must know what he's doing, he's no idiot.

Is he ?

 

[horlock_was_super]

I would like to make it clear that if Man Utd decide to sack Armorim I’m open to giving the manager’s job a go and I am available now.
I did run a school team that won its league four years in a row back in 1980.

I had a Rothmans Yearbook once so I too would like to apply.
My international credentials are also good due to me having a 1978 World Cup wall chart that I managed to complete even though my mum made me go to bed when the midweek games were on as I had school in the morning.

 

[mexico1970]

The thing is, catweazle is a multi billionaire and you dont become one of those by accident so Shirley, he must know what he's doing, he's no idiot.

Is he ?

He could lose the club money whilst feathering his and the glazers nest just by fleecing the morons who follow the club and sycophants like Burnham begging to government through Coe.

That's what I hope his plan is anyway.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I would like to make it clear that if Man Utd decide to sack Armorim I’m open to giving the manager’s job a go and I am available now.
I did run a school team that won its league four years in a row back in 1980.

My dad once applied for the vacancy of Blackburn Rovers manager stating that he knew more about football, Sunday league, than the clown they have at the moment. He didn't get it for some reason.

 

[BigJoe#1]

My dad once applied for the vacancy of Blackburn Rovers manager stating that he knew more about football, Sunday league, than the clown they have at the moment. He didn't get it for some reason.

Would that clown happen to have been Leslie?

 

[jimharri]

 

[roman totale]

The thing is, catweazle is a multi billionaire and you dont become one of those by accident so Shirley, he must know what he's doing, he's no idiot.

Is he ?

IME Most people like him get to where they are by, first and foremost, being ruthless and snide cunts. Any actual business acumen is a distant second.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Blimey its usually the summer when they are linked to every player - Scruffy Jim must be concerned over ticket sales - earlier I read Osimhen was 95% done now this

 

[laserblue]

Marcus Rashford urgently needed back at the swamp as the rags cancel free lunches for staff.

 

[give it to gordon]

The PL are going to launch an investigation into the rags. They are concerns that with some many redundancies, cutting of food etc that rags could go bust.
PL is also looking into the continue rodent infestation which the rags can't get under control.
PL is also looking into the poor state of the stadium, leaking roof, seats to close together and the lack of a big screen.
PL is to investigate the huge loses each season and the billion pound debt.

On the plus side for the rags the PL saud they haven't broken any financial rules.

 

[laserblue]

Blimey its usually the summer when they are linked to every player - Scruffy Jim must be concerned over ticket sales - earlier I read Osimhen was 95% done now this

Edit: "He's open to a move to the bottom 6 of the Premier League".

 

[Bluesbrother]

The players will be asked to take their kits home to wash in the next round of cuts

 

[remember arthur mann]

Luke Shaw does not like this.

 

[Vienna_70]

Blimey its usually the summer when they are linked to every player - Scruffy Jim must be concerned over ticket sales - earlier I read Osimhen was 95% done now this

I’ve never heard of him.

Is he better than Rasmus Birtles?

Mind you, that’s not saying much.

 

[bluethrunthru]

I’ve never heard of him.

Is he better than Rasmus Birtles?

Mind you, that’s not saying much.

who was that top, top, top, top, top, top,top, top, top,top, top, top player there were always "just about to sign" every summer - forget the name now but that was piss funny. His name must've been in a little glass lidded box at the swamp so every time it was needed to quell a revolt someone broke the glass and told a friendly reporter his signing was imminent

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Ca

Would that clown happen to have been Leslie?

Cant remember, I was a mere sprog at the time