11 | Jeremy Doku - 2025/26

Think doku has been excellent. Only issue I have with him is his injury record. If he can stay fit he should always start imo.

To those saying about his wastefullness. If he produced every time he beat a man he would be the best player in the world. He produces at least 2 good chances a game. That is brilliant as it is

I don't understand why Pep kept him on for the full match, Doku must have been fucked the amount of work he put in.
 
Get plenty of custard in your cupboard for next season. Humble pie will taste better
Haha well it would taste better as that would mean something has clicked. But we’re paying the best striker on earth half a million a week and he isn’t compatible with Doku, that’s a fact. He also has ZERO goal threat. Can’t believe some still want to persist after 2 years.
 
Assisted him once in two years, we’re not talking about Bernardo Corradi here either. Haaland clearly has no idea what Doku is going to do, simply
no chemistry.
Haaland is always standing behind 2-3 defenders and never comes near post. Doku isn’t the only one who can’t find him. Same goes for savinho
 
Haha well it would taste better as that would mean something has clicked. But we’re paying the best striker on earth half a million a week and he isn’t compatible with Doku, that’s a fact. He also has ZERO goal threat. Can’t believe some still want to persist after 2 years.
The shining light for us in the tournament, showed real signs of improvement. If he carries that into next season he’ll be in the team most weeks
 
Haaland is always standing behind 2-3 defenders and never comes near post. Doku isn’t the only one who can’t find him. Same goes for savinho
Ah yeah so the 40-50 goal a season striker is the problem not the winger who’s scores 5 goals a season.
 
I've been happy with him this tournament.

Im kind of annoyed that in this last game, we lost all the fun interchange him Ait Nouri and the LCM on their side were doing.

Don't know why in this last game we just stopped doing that.
 
Ah yeah so the 40-50 goal a season striker is the problem not the winger who’s scores 5 goals a season.
You just said Haaland has no idea what he is doing. I just gave u an answer to that
 
You don’t need to agree, it’s a fact. He isn’t compatable with Haaland and only one will stay in the team.

I'm not sure anyone is compatible with Haaland when he's stationed around the penalty spot and surrounded by ten defenders.

Haaland's amazing with a bit of space, but his heading is average at best and his right-foot isnt top standard either. Defenders in tight spaces just make sure he can't get a chance on his left foot and he becomes half the player. He doesn't offer much for Doku tbf - though I know Doku's probably too unpredictable for us as well as the opposition.
 
You just said Haaland has no idea what he is doing. I just gave u an answer to that
He doesn’t so maybe when haaland has a few around him Doku should look up and actually put an accurate ball in the box. Also maybe scoring more than 5 goals a season might help his cause too. I don’t mind having Doku on the bench and bringing him on but watching him be a starter is tiring.
 
I'm not sure anyone is compatible with Haaland when he's stationed around the penalty spot and surrounded by ten defenders.

Haaland's amazing with a bit of space, but his heading is average at best and his right-foot isnt top standard either. Defenders in tight spaces just make sure he can't get a chance on his left foot and he becomes half the player. He doesn't offer much for Doku tbf - though I know Doku's probably too unpredictable for us as well as the opposition.
Well, he’s got 80+ in 90+ in the league so players are linking up with him. Even Savinho has found Haaland from time to time and he’s been here half the time.
 
Well, he’s got 80+ in 90+ in the league so players are linking up with him. Even Savinho has found Haaland from time to time and he’s been here half the time.

Not saying Haaland's rubbish by any means. At first though he was a goal per game, but now that teams have adjusted how they play against him he's been more like 1 in 2. Still good, but it doesn't suit him and negates his strengths somewhat.

It's hard for anyone to find him - especially Doku rushing to the byline on his left foot, when Haaland tends to drift to the back post.
 
Not saying Haaland's rubbish by any means. At first though he was a goal per game, but now that teams have adjusted how they play against him he's been more like 1 in 2. Still good, but it doesn't suit him and negates his strengths somewhat.

It's hard for anyone to find him - especially Doku rushing to the byline on his left foot, when Haaland tends to drift to the back post.
His numbers have definitely decreased but we’re wasting his time surrounding him with Doku and Savinho. Apparently it’s my opinion but the facts say Doku and Haaland don’t connect atall. He’s also an appalling goalscorer. He has half the amount of PL goals Joey Barton managed under Pearce in the same time frame. HALF THE AMOUNT. It’s insane.
 

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