Joke thread

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

At the risk of generating flak from the Man City Supporters' Club (Swansea branch) - hehe!

Not just Swansea, there are at least 2 of us round here.

 

[bladdered]

 

[bluethrunthru]

Its the Wealdstone Raider with some bloke in a necklace

 

[Hertzblue]

Our last hope ….

 

[Casey69]

Have you tried our new asteroid sausages?
They are like our normal sausages but meteor!

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[bladdered]

 

[bladdered]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Sam101]

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[noseve]

Have you tried our new asteroid sausages?
They are like our normal sausages but meteor!

Or their lovely chicken tarka - similar to chicken tikka, just a little 'otter :-(

 

[noseve]

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I was told the same by the guy who operated on me, Dr Watson. But he spelt it 'Holmes'...

 

[sir baconface]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[Bill Walker]

FOC thread surely!