Joke thread

[bladdered]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[forlorn hope]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

 

[Vienna_70]

When a rag's wife was ill in bed a few weeks ago, he decided to do a little exploring,and he came across a quaint room at the back of the house.

"What’s this?" he shouted up to her?

"The kitchen," came her reply.

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[LWashington]

The right hand side of the image looks like a pair of dicks.

 

[bluethrunthru]

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[bladdered]

 

[Sam101]

Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed?



Everybody.

 

[noseve]

‘I used to play a musical instrument on cruise ships’.


‘Piano ?’


‘No, Cunard’...

"Did I tell you, Pam - Frank has a job on a ship now? He works for Cunard"

"That's a coincidence, Jane - Steve was taken on by Brittany Ferries. He works bloody hard as well!"

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[noseve]

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At the risk of generating flak from the Man City Supporters' Club (Swansea branch) - hehe!

 

[sir baconface]

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[jimharri]

 

[PatK]

 

[Hertzblue]