Joke thread

[sir baconface]

FOC thread surely!

Sorted, Bill.

 

[MCFCTrick]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Sam101]

There's an old army veteran living in the public toilets at my local park.



Apparently, he used to be a colonel, but now he's just a loo tenant.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[LWashington]

There's an old army veteran living in the public toilets at my local park.



Apparently, he used to be a colonel, but now he's just a loo tenant.

You should keep that private unless it becomes a major problem.

 

[Vienna_70]

You should keep that private unless it becomes a major problem.

This could become a general issue, unless it’s marshalled in the right direction.

 

[jimharri]

 

[fulabeer]

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[BackofJeanette]

 

[Chippy_boy]

Not a joke as such but made me laugh...

Drug dealer jailed after texting police by mistake

Johannesen was bailed, but eight days later, used a newly registered phone to send a message with his new deal line.

However, he mistakenly sent the message to a police officer's work phone – one of the officers who had been at the initial warrant.

Johannesen had also attempted to hide a mobile phone behind a wardrobe which was discovered when it started ringing during the search.

Drug dealer from Sandy jailed after texting police by mistake

A drug dealer who accidentally texted a police officer about his new drug line has been jailed.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Vienna_70]

Not a joke as such but made me laugh...

Drug dealer jailed after texting police by mistake

Johannesen was bailed, but eight days later, used a newly registered phone to send a message with his new deal line.

However, he mistakenly sent the message to a police officer's work phone – one of the officers who had been at the initial warrant.

Johannesen had also attempted to hide a mobile phone behind a wardrobe which was discovered when it started ringing during the search.

Drug dealer from Sandy jailed after texting police by mistake

A drug dealer who accidentally texted a police officer about his new drug line has been jailed.

www.bbc.co.uk

The last paragraph made me laugh.

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Mid Wales blue]

You should keep that private unless it becomes a major problem.

Your puns are rank!

 

[Bill Walker]