Joke thread

[Sheriff Fatman]

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

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Are Die Spitz a side project for Carragher?

 

[TinFoilHat]

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Inhaler must be a pisstake surely?

 

[Uwe Already]

Inhaler must be a pisstake surely?

sure I saw them supporting Weezer...

 

[Sam101]

I went into a caravan showroom the other day and said to the salesman: "I'd like to buy a motorhome."



He said "Camper?"



I said "Oooo, get you, I'd like to buy a motorhome, sweetie."

 

[Sam101]

I phoned my vet to have my cat put down and he said I need to make 9 appointments.

 

[bonespost]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[mrcunny]

Eric Burdon was reputed to be the eggman.

Man that shot thro my hair at a rate of knotts..

 

[Pancake Arse]

 

[nw42]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I dont know if that is poignant, quite sad or very funny

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I know it's not very PC but back in the day my dad, he's no longer with us, used to call them Spack Chariots

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I dont know if that is poignant, quite sad or very funny

Yeah, it’s quite the juxtaposition. That Twitter account has quite a few of a similar ilk.

 

[Sam101]

My friend Jack Hughes just got a job as a prosecutor in France

 

[Tuearts right boot]

My friend Jack Hughes just got a job as a prosecutor in France

Very good.