Joke thread

[RadcliffeRick]

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Be careful about sitting in the managers chair you might end up with the job!!

 

[bladdered]

 

[kippaxneil]

Bilbo Baggins of the shire died in bed last night after an overdose of viagra.
I guess old Hobbits die hard.

 

[bluethrunthru]

This isn't football its anti-football

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

This isn't football its anti-football

Garnacho to Rashford to Sesko to Antony to Birtles….

 

[bluethrunthru]

Garnacho to Rashford to Sesko to Antony to Birtles….

Rumour is BOTH sides are coached by Russell Martin

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[mscenterh750]

What do you call a magician that loses its magic?

Ian :)

 

[mscenterh750]

What do you call a Spanish man that gets discharged from hospital?

Manuel :)

 

[mscenterh750]

What do you call a French man playing on a Nintendo?

Thierry on Wii :)

 

[roman totale]

I recently dated a recluse, but I had to end it. I just couldn’t see us going anywhere.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Magicpole]

The Pope is in Liverpool giving miracles to some of the flock. It was amazing. Young Billy rocks up, the Pope asks

What do you need help with my son?

My hearing Holy Father.

The Pope cupped his ears, closed his eyes and muffled a prayer. He opened them, look at Billy and asked.

How's your hearing now my son?

I dont know, its not until next Wednesday.

 

[noseve]

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Is it 'chameau'?

 

[chris63]

I used to go out with a girl with cross eyes. I had to end it. Always got the feeling she was seeing someone else.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Grassland Blue]

What is the collective noun for a group of muslims at prayer?














Qu'ran bums.

 

[LWashington]

My wife said, "I can't go into work today, I've far too many skin issues."
I replied, "Throw them all out then and buy some wider ones".

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]