Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

This young pregnant girl went to see the Doctor.

"What appears to be the problem?"

"Well doctor, I'm worried about what position is best to be in whilst I give birth"

"That's easy, in the same position as when you conceived"

"Bimey!, so I have to go in the back of a Mini with my legs hanging out of the window?"

 

[noseve]

Rumour is BOTH sides are coached by Russell Martin

Unlikely - 4 shots in one match?

 

[roman totale]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Zuriblue]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[chris63]

 

[forlorn hope]

 

[Blue Llama]

This young pregnant girl went to see the Doctor.

"What appears to be the problem?"

"Well doctor, I'm worried about what position is best to be in whilst I give birth"

"That's easy, in the same position as when you conceived"

"Bimey!, so I have to go in the back of a Mini with my legs hanging out of the window?"

Talk about the old ones being the best. Someone told me that in the Silver Birch about 1966. It was a VW then.

 

[Uwe Already]

 

[KS55]

I wrote an article for the web site “Modern Pop.” To upload it, it had to be produced in the correct font which was Ariana Grande.

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

"My wife found a money spider in the bath last night." I said to my Scouse friend.

"What's one of those?" he asked.

" It's a big white tub we sit in to wash ourselves." I replied.

 

[Maintainin]

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[TinFoilHat]

30p Lee as Muttley?

 

[bluethrunthru]

30p Lee as Muttley?

he he he he he he he

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[The Mighty Marmoush]

Talk about the old ones being the best. Someone told me that in the Silver Birch about 1966. It was a VW then.

Was the VW on bricks outside the birch, ha ha

 

[jimharri]