Joke thread

[Sam101]

I’ve had to rehome my dog.

He's gone to live with Dick and his partner Richard.

He's very happy.

 

[jimharri]

 

[NZBlue]

 

[KS55]

The owl in my garden is a pedant. When the male hoots ‘toowhit’ she replies ‘toowhom.’

 

[Sam101]

 

[The perfect fumble]

Made me smile....

 

[Sam101]

 

[Sam101]

I once fell in love with a ventriloquist dummy only to find that she was spoken for.

 

[Sam101]

I was in a hotel in Yorkshire last week, I asked where I could find towels.

I was given directions to a bird sanctuary.

 

[Uwe Already]

I once fell in love with a ventriloquist dummy only to find that she was spoken for.

I once fell in love with a woman with cross eyes, only to find out she was seeing someone on the side.

 

[better dead than red]

I confused my Scottish GP today


By telling him i had knee problems

 

[mrcunny]

 

[dickie davies]

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Sam101]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I’ve had to rehome my dog.

He's gone to live with Dick and his partner Richard.

He's very happy.

Anyone ??

 

[bladdered]

Anyone ??

A dog with?

 

[chris63]

No idea ∆

 

[blue b4 the moon]

I'm going to hell.

 

[Sam101]

Went for a walk with a gorgeous girl today.



She spotted me and then we went for a run.