Joke thread

[Keep the Faith]

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[Aguerooooooo93:20]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[blue44]

 

[balotellishaircut]

A City fan, a rag and a Huddersfield fan are having a sleepover but there’s only two beds, so the City fan says “you’re my guests so I’ll sleep in the shed. Ten minutes later he’s back “there’s spiders in there and I hate spiders”
So the Huddersfield fan says “I’ll go” Ten minutes later he’s back “there’s a rat in there and I hate them” So the rag says “I’ll go” Ten minutes later there’s a knock at the door, the City fan opens the door and standing there is the spider and rat.

 

[balotellishaircut]

Careful what you buy online - a bloke I know bought a penis enlarger - they sent him a magnifying glass.

 

[Aguerooooooo93:20]

 

[forlorn hope]

Never ever challenge Death to a pillow fight............. not unless you want to deal with the Reaper cushions............

 

[KS55]

My penis was in the Guinness Book of Records. But the librarian made me take it out.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I got invited to Tony the Tigers wedding… It was a bit of a frostie reception!