United Thread | 2025/26

[Gingers Dad]

That has to be Pogba

Possibly but I think this lad has got Wout Weghorst level potential with a huge transfer fee

 

[Gingers Dad]

Nah, expensive but he was part of a team who finished second. It's got to one of this lot from last season. Hard to look past Antony, Onana, Sancho or Hojlund for me.

I planned to put one name down but kept thinking of more. It's a tough question...! :D

It's a very high bar

 

[laserblue]

Another thick rag who doesn't know the laws of the game.

 

[abu13]

Goldbridge claiming a City smash and grab when we scored the 2nd.

Fucking clown, it could easily of been 5 or 6.

 

[meeesh]

Shouty **** in shouty **** shocker.

I don't get the City were there for the taking bit, how?

They are shite, and even at our worst we were always beating them , unless they were hoping on the miracle that happened last season

 

[55yr old teenager]

Nah, expensive but he was part of a team who finished second. It's got to one of this lot from last season. Hard to look past Antony, Onana, Sancho or Hojlund for me.

I planned to put one name down but kept thinking of more. It's a tough question...! :D

The piano man says hi.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Another thick rag who doesn't know the laws of the game.

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Surely a parody? Surely???

 

[Centurions]

Got to love SSN's online take on finding excuses for them.

"Amorim and the United hierarchy feel they are losing out on the fine margins right now.

There are other mitigating circumstances too - the injuries to Mason Mount and Matheus Cunha are particularly damaging, especially because United's squad doesn't have the strength in depth of any of the other "Big Six" clubs right now."

This is for a club who have spent net £783million over the last 5 seasons and a staggering net £1.35BILLION over the last 10 seasons.

"It will take several transfer windows and clever recruitment before that is a reality. Mount and Cunha should both be back available soon."

How many bloody transfer windows do they need?

 

[Centurions]

Another thick rag who doesn't know the laws of the game.

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Spoof account or a "joke" surely? At least you'd hope so...

 

[AirbagsOptionalTheReturn]

Surely a parody? Surely??

I was about to post the same thing, no one can be that ignorant / thick?!

 

[Ithryn Luin]

Another thick rag who doesn't know the laws of the game.

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Nice joke. But that lad has not posted anything since 2014.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

I was about to post the same thing, no one can be that ignorant / thick?!

The only caveat to that being, “they’re a rag”

 

[Bluewonder]

Got to love SSN's online take on finding excuses for them.

"Amorim and the United hierarchy feel they are losing out on the fine margins right now.

There are other mitigating circumstances too - the injuries to Mason Mount and Matheus Cunha are particularly damaging, especially because United's squad doesn't have the strength in depth of any of the other "Big Six" clubs right now."

This is for a club who have spent net £783million over the last 5 seasons and a staggering net £1.35BILLION over the last 10 seasons.

"It will take several transfer windows and clever recruitment before that is a reality. Mount and Cunha should both be back available soon."

How many bloody transfer windows do they need?

United's PR team is better than their actual football team. It's basically the only thing at the club that actually works.

 

[daveiw01]

Got to love SSN's online take on finding excuses for them.

"Amorim and the United hierarchy feel they are losing out on the fine margins right now.

There are other mitigating circumstances too - the injuries to Mason Mount and Matheus Cunha are particularly damaging, especially because United's squad doesn't have the strength in depth of any of the other "Big Six" clubs right now."

This is for a club who have spent net £783million over the last 5 seasons and a staggering net £1.35BILLION over the last 10 seasons.

"It will take several transfer windows and clever recruitment before that is a reality. Mount and Cunha should both be back available soon."

How many bloody transfer windows do they need?

Let's be honest, if the answer is Mason Mount, what the bloody hell is the question?????

 

[Merlin's Magic]

They are wank and I'm loving it

Whoever persuaded them to part with £75m for Sesko deserves a medal. Maybe their worst post Ferguson signing yet

He has some very tough competition to be the worst signing! The money they have thrown on failures is never talked about anywhere. The list is endless. You can just name anyone from Di Maria, Falcao, Lukaku, Maguire, Van de Beek, Mount, Pogba, Antony, Onana, Hojlund, Zirkjee, Alexis Sanchez, Ugarte, Lisandro Martinez, Malacia, Sancho, Varane, Dan James, Elanga, Wan Bisaaka, Telles, Fred, Eric Bailley, Depay, Schniderlin. I may be missing others too.

Personally, Sancho (he actually got us more money when he was sold to them and was horrendous) & Lukaku are my most favourite United duds!

 

[BigJoe#1]

He has some very tough competition to be the worst signing! The money they have thrown on failures is never talked about anywhere. The list is endless. You can just name anyone from Di Maria, Falcao, Lukaku, Maguire, Van de Beek, Mount, Pogba, Antony, Onana, Hojlund, Zirkjee, Alexis Sanchez, Ugarte, Lisandro Martinez, Malacia, Sancho, Varane, Dan James, Elanga, Wan Bisaaka, Telles, Fred, Eric Bailley, Depay, Schniderlin. I may be missing others too.

Personally, Sancho (he actually got us more money when he was sold to them and was horrendous) & Lukaku are my most favourite United duds!

Not forgetting Djemba Djemba.

EDIT. OOOPS not post F.

 

[.db.]

Goldbridge claiming a City smash and grab when we scored the 2nd.

Fucking clown, it could easily of been 5 or 6.

You’ve fallen for his act.

Take nothing he says seriously. He’s an actor who just says anything for interaction.

 

[KentBlue]

Personally, Sancho (he actually got us more money when he was sold to them and was horrendous) & Lukaku are my most favourite United duds!

Nah, there'll hopefully be many many more to choose from in the future!

 

[city5189]

He has some very tough competition to be the worst signing! The money they have thrown on failures is never talked about anywhere. The list is endless. You can just name anyone from Di Maria, Falcao, Lukaku, Maguire, Van de Beek, Mount, Pogba, Antony, Onana, Hojlund, Zirkjee, Alexis Sanchez, Ugarte, Lisandro Martinez, Malacia, Sancho, Varane, Dan James, Elanga, Wan Bisaaka, Telles, Fred, Eric Bailley, Depay, Schniderlin. I may be missing others too.

Personally, Sancho (he actually got us more money when he was sold to them and was horrendous) & Lukaku are my most favourite United duds!

Fuckin hell there's some shite on that list
How to waste a billion.
And long may it continue.

 

[Gordyola]

A narcissist club.
A narcissist fan base.
A narcissist United football media.
A shit manager and team.

Long may it continue