United Thread | 2025/26

[mattcity5]

That has to be Pogba

Nah, expensive but he was part of a team who finished second. It's got to one of this lot from last season. Hard to look past Antony, Onana, Sancho or Hojlund for me.

I planned to put one name down but kept thinking of more. It's a tough question...! :D

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Ahh, but they *nearly* drew with Arsenal don't forget.

;-)

Corrected that for you

 

[foggy1974]

Nah, expensive but he was part of a team who finished second. It's got to one of this lot from last season. Hard to look past Antony, Onana, Sancho or Hojlund for me.

I planned to put one name down but kept thinking of more. It's a tough question...! :D

He was carried in that Juv team though & like you say its a difficult choice

 

[Silva61]

In all them years has he pulled United up of the floor ?????
When the going gets tough he goes missing time and time again

His awareness to what is around him is zero, players just glide past him then he throws his hands up in the air as if to say nothing to do with me, just what you need from your captain, long may it continue.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[jrb]

A narcissist club.
A narcissist fan base.
A narcissist United football media.
A shit manager and team.

 

[KentBlue]

Didn't ten-bob let Onana go on a free transfer to Inter when he was at Ajax, only to buy him back for stupid money when he took over at the swamp?

 

[Gingers Dad]

That has to be Pogba

Possibly but I think this lad has got Wout Weghorst level potential with a huge transfer fee

 

[Gingers Dad]

Nah, expensive but he was part of a team who finished second. It's got to one of this lot from last season. Hard to look past Antony, Onana, Sancho or Hojlund for me.

I planned to put one name down but kept thinking of more. It's a tough question...! :D

It's a very high bar

 

[laserblue]

Another thick rag who doesn't know the laws of the game.

 

[abu13]

Goldbridge claiming a City smash and grab when we scored the 2nd.

Fucking clown, it could easily of been 5 or 6.

 

[meeesh]

Shouty **** in shouty **** shocker.

I don't get the City were there for the taking bit, how?

They are shite, and even at our worst we were always beating them , unless they were hoping on the miracle that happened last season

 

[55yr old teenager]

Nah, expensive but he was part of a team who finished second. It's got to one of this lot from last season. Hard to look past Antony, Onana, Sancho or Hojlund for me.

I planned to put one name down but kept thinking of more. It's a tough question...! :D

The piano man says hi.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Another thick rag who doesn't know the laws of the game.

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Surely a parody? Surely???

 

[Centurions]

Got to love SSN's online take on finding excuses for them.

"Amorim and the United hierarchy feel they are losing out on the fine margins right now.

There are other mitigating circumstances too - the injuries to Mason Mount and Matheus Cunha are particularly damaging, especially because United's squad doesn't have the strength in depth of any of the other "Big Six" clubs right now."

This is for a club who have spent net £783million over the last 5 seasons and a staggering net £1.35BILLION over the last 10 seasons.

"It will take several transfer windows and clever recruitment before that is a reality. Mount and Cunha should both be back available soon."

How many bloody transfer windows do they need?

 

[Centurions]

Another thick rag who doesn't know the laws of the game.

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Spoof account or a "joke" surely? At least you'd hope so...

 

[AirbagsOptionalTheReturn]

Surely a parody? Surely??

I was about to post the same thing, no one can be that ignorant / thick?!

 

[Ithryn Luin]

Another thick rag who doesn't know the laws of the game.

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Nice joke. But that lad has not posted anything since 2014.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

I was about to post the same thing, no one can be that ignorant / thick?!

The only caveat to that being, “they’re a rag”

 

[Bluewonder]

Got to love SSN's online take on finding excuses for them.

"Amorim and the United hierarchy feel they are losing out on the fine margins right now.

There are other mitigating circumstances too - the injuries to Mason Mount and Matheus Cunha are particularly damaging, especially because United's squad doesn't have the strength in depth of any of the other "Big Six" clubs right now."

This is for a club who have spent net £783million over the last 5 seasons and a staggering net £1.35BILLION over the last 10 seasons.

"It will take several transfer windows and clever recruitment before that is a reality. Mount and Cunha should both be back available soon."

How many bloody transfer windows do they need?

United's PR team is better than their actual football team. It's basically the only thing at the club that actually works.