United Thread | 2025/26

[citytill1die84]

Did ok Vs Arsenal but lost.
Dodgy penalty & goal at Fulham drew.
Last min pen Vs Burnley won
Battered off City lost
Luck against Chelsea & hung on to win
Battered off Brentford

Sunderland at the swamp
Dippers at Klanfield
Brighton at swamp
Forest away
Spurs away

Next 5 fixtures i see them getting 4pts, 6 at most lol

 

[beast]

Makes me laugh. Guy behind him covering his mouth with his hand so we don't see his grin.

Now it's ineos they want out.

 

[remember arthur mann]

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They are utterly rudderless

Sir Jim Ratcliffe's goal for Manchester United is to challenge and "knock Manchester City and Liverpool off their perch," as he views them as the "enemy".

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Imagine, just IMAGINE if these fuckers got relegated.

Life would be complete.

We would have seen….
City Treble
4-in-a-row
Domestic Quadruple
100 points
United relegated

I think i could walk away from football, live on my own in the woods with no outside contact and honestly fall of the perch in piece.

 

[The Salford lad.]

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Sir Jim Ratcliffe's goal for Manchester United is to challenge and "knock Manchester City and Liverpool off their perch," as he views them as the "enemy".

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Yet the liars still say it’s Liverpool they hate, saying that the amount of anti Liverpool songs they have … what’s that you say all they do is sing about City …..your kidding nobody

 

[JASR]

Imagine, just IMAGINE if these fuckers got relegated.

Got 40-1 just before season started. - I don’t bet, my 1st in about 10 years.

Clearly lots of punters putting money on them to go down.
No idea on the current average price for it.

 

[Blue Hefner]

I maintain they cannot win a game unless one or both of these conditions are met
1 - they get a penalty
2 - the opposition has a man sent off

When was the last time they won a league game without the above happening??

 

[The Salford lad.]

Now it's ineos they want out.

Why’s his mate wearing his Grans tea towel

 

[KentBlue]

They are so disliked, I have had texts from people who don't really follow football saying how glad they are that the rags lost again. A young lad I'd never spoken to before called me from across the street last night and said: "I bet you're happy they lost? Most people are.'

I was so surprised I nearly stopped doing cartwheels down the road.

 

[dadnlad]

I maintain they cannot win a game unless one or both of these conditions are met
1 - they get a penalty
2 - the opposition has a man sent off

When was the last time they won a league game without the above happening??

Masternind question for Howard Webb?

 

[WRicko]

Was the Bruno tackle not a red card ?

 

[give it to gordon]

Now it's ineos they want out.

Why did they want ineos in ? Ratcliffe record with his sporting teams is shit. Destroyed a top cycling team to also rans.
I dont think his French footy team isnt doing to well.
Rags haven't improved.
Ratcliffe sidekick Brailsford has fucked of back to ineos/grenadiers cycling team.

Please please let the rags get relegated

 

[Blue Mist]

Can I just congratulate the referee yesterday.
The rags get a penalty and as usual Var take 3 minutes to make a decision.
Then this wonderful referee, as Fernandes is stepping up to take the penalty, allows a double substitution.

Normally, and sensible ref tells a team to wait. Not this one, what a guy.
In all, the delay was nearly 6 minutes after the original decision.
Brilliant shit housing by Brentford and the ref.

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

Did ok Vs Arsenal but lost.

How fucking dare you, sir.

So grand was their performance in that defeat it's already being referred to as the highlight of their season. Gary Neville was sure they were back and Mark Goldbridge was searching indeed.com thinking his days of hawking his performative outrage had finally come to an end.

 

[jimharri]

Did ok Vs Arsenal but lost.
Dodgy penalty & goal at Fulham drew.
Last min pen Vs Burnley won
Battered off City lost
Luck against Chelsea & hung on to win
Battered off Brentford

Sunderland at the swamp
Dippers at Klanfield
Brighton at swamp
Forest away
Spurs away

Next 5 fixtures i see them getting 4pts, 6 at most lol

Sunderland won't be easy. They're doing okay at the moment; big win at Forest yesterday, and they're FOURTH in the table. Yes; of course they won't finish there. But if you accept that a points total in the mid thirties gives you a chance of survival, they're nearly a third of the way there. After 5 games. Back to the rags though, they should beat Sunderland at the theatre of the leaking roof, and they should (maybe) win at Forest. The other 3 games, though; trips to Anfield, The Amex and Spurs. Tricky.

 

[blue by birth]

Imagine, just IMAGINE if these fuckers got relegated.

Life would be complete.

We would have seen….
City Treble
4-in-a-row
Domestic Quadruple
100 points
United relegated

I think i could walk away from football, live on my own in the woods with no outside contact and honestly fall of the perch in piece.

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Some of us have seen the cunts get relegated..
A very happy day at the swamp for us older blues

 

[Cityfan]

I maintain they cannot win a game unless one or both of these conditions are met
1 - they get a penalty
2 - the opposition has a man sent off

When was the last time they won a league game without the above happening??

I heard they stuffed Arsenal 1st match.

 

[abu13]

I see the issue now is they need to get rid of several players as they poison the dressing room. I thought it was Sancho, Onana, Rashford and Garnacho who were the problem. Before this it was Ronaldo, Pogba and Sanchez.

It was down to the Glazers, now its Ratcliffe, it was all the fault of multiple managers.

Maybe, just maybe, it is down to the self entitled fans who cant accept that they just arent any good.

 

[half & half derby scarf]

Was the Bruno tackle not a red card ?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Got 40-1 just before season started. - I don’t bet, my 1st in about 10 years.

Clearly lots of punters putting money on them to go down.
No idea on the current average price for it.

Bookies know it's not happening still available at 33/1.