United Thread | 2025/26

[dadnlad]

I maintain they cannot win a game unless one or both of these conditions are met
1 - they get a penalty
2 - the opposition has a man sent off

When was the last time they won a league game without the above happening??

Masternind question for Howard Webb?

 

[WRicko]

Was the Bruno tackle not a red card ?

 

[give it to gordon]

Now it's ineos they want out.

Why did they want ineos in ? Ratcliffe record with his sporting teams is shit. Destroyed a top cycling team to also rans.
I dont think his French footy team isnt doing to well.
Rags haven't improved.
Ratcliffe sidekick Brailsford has fucked of back to ineos/grenadiers cycling team.

Please please let the rags get relegated

 

[Blue Mist]

Can I just congratulate the referee yesterday.
The rags get a penalty and as usual Var take 3 minutes to make a decision.
Then this wonderful referee, as Fernandes is stepping up to take the penalty, allows a double substitution.

Normally, and sensible ref tells a team to wait. Not this one, what a guy.
In all, the delay was nearly 6 minutes after the original decision.
Brilliant shit housing by Brentford and the ref.

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

Did ok Vs Arsenal but lost.

How fucking dare you, sir.

So grand was their performance in that defeat it's already being referred to as the highlight of their season. Gary Neville was sure they were back and Mark Goldbridge was searching indeed.com thinking his days of hawking his performative outrage had finally come to an end.

 

[jimharri]

Did ok Vs Arsenal but lost.
Dodgy penalty & goal at Fulham drew.
Last min pen Vs Burnley won
Battered off City lost
Luck against Chelsea & hung on to win
Battered off Brentford

Sunderland at the swamp
Dippers at Klanfield
Brighton at swamp
Forest away
Spurs away

Next 5 fixtures i see them getting 4pts, 6 at most lol

Sunderland won't be easy. They're doing okay at the moment; big win at Forest yesterday, and they're FOURTH in the table. Yes; of course they won't finish there. But if you accept that a points total in the mid thirties gives you a chance of survival, they're nearly a third of the way there. After 5 games. Back to the rags though, they should beat Sunderland at the theatre of the leaking roof, and they should (maybe) win at Forest. The other 3 games, though; trips to Anfield, The Amex and Spurs. Tricky.

 

[blue by birth]

Imagine, just IMAGINE if these fuckers got relegated.

Life would be complete.

We would have seen….
City Treble
4-in-a-row
Domestic Quadruple
100 points
United relegated

I think i could walk away from football, live on my own in the woods with no outside contact and honestly fall of the perch in piece.

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Some of us have seen the cunts get relegated..
A very happy day at the swamp for us older blues

 

[Cityfan]

I maintain they cannot win a game unless one or both of these conditions are met
1 - they get a penalty
2 - the opposition has a man sent off

When was the last time they won a league game without the above happening??

I heard they stuffed Arsenal 1st match.

 

[abu13]

I see the issue now is they need to get rid of several players as they poison the dressing room. I thought it was Sancho, Onana, Rashford and Garnacho who were the problem. Before this it was Ronaldo, Pogba and Sanchez.

It was down to the Glazers, now its Ratcliffe, it was all the fault of multiple managers.

Maybe, just maybe, it is down to the self entitled fans who cant accept that they just arent any good.

 

[half & half derby scarf]

Was the Bruno tackle not a red card ?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Got 40-1 just before season started. - I don’t bet, my 1st in about 10 years.

Clearly lots of punters putting money on them to go down.
No idea on the current average price for it.

Bookies know it's not happening still available at 33/1.

 

[pauls]

I see the issue now is they need to get rid of several players as they poison the dressing room. I thought it was Sancho, Onana, Rashford and Garnacho who were the problem. Before this it was Ronaldo, Pogba and Sanchez.

It was down to the Glazers, now its Ratcliffe, it was all the fault of multiple managers.

Maybe, just maybe, it is down to the self entitled fans who cant accept that they just arent any good.

They've always got "the biggest club in the world" card to play at anytime, supported by a fawning media, thankfully it's a millstone around their neck which hopefully strangles them into oblivion .
If it wasn't for the sad events in 58 and the Busby/Pisscan eras, no fucket would have heard of em.

 

[BerkshireBlue]

They're in the shit and I dont think they realise how close to the edge they are. 5 of the teams below them are good enough to finish above them. United just look slow and dont look like scoring. They'll be in the bottom 3 by November. The panic buying in January is going to be immense especially as they can't afford a pot to piss in.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Piss funny haha when the last guy sits to speak and they are stood behind with the batons ready to whack him

 

[Blue Hefner]

I maintain they cannot win a game unless one or both of these conditions are met
1 - they get a penalty
2 - the opposition has a man sent off

When was the last time they won a league game without the above happening??

Just found it. The last time they won without a penalty or the opposition going to 10 men was in March. Thats a long time ago!

 

[KentBlue]

It all smacks of sabotage from within. Amorim is deliberately fucking them over and they are all too stupid to realise it.
Why spend such enormous amounts of money on players to do specific jobs in specific games, but then not change your tactics to accomodate those players? Why stick rigidly to a system that has consistently proven to be the wrong one when you have plenty of other options available?

People say if he's sacked before November he walks away with £12 million, but what sort of financial damage can he cause in the 7 or 8 weeks from now until November if they continue with him?
Stick or twist, raggies? Either way you are not going to like it.

 

[its grim up north]

Imagine, just IMAGINE if these fuckers got relegated.

Life would be complete.

We would have seen….
City Treble
4-in-a-row
Domestic Quadruple
100 points
United relegated

I think i could walk away from football, live on my own in the woods with no outside contact and honestly fall of the perch in piece.

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I'm 72 mate, I was there and saw it, in 74, when they went down. After we had won the League, the FA Cup, League Cup and ECWC. Even then the coverage they got from the papers, as they were then, was sick inducing. Let's not wish for too much . A constantly struggling bunch of wankers is more fun in my opinion anyway.

 

[the blue panther]

Was the Bruno tackle not a red card ?

Definitely a red, but balanced out maybe by that Brentford defender not being sent off when he gave away the penalty.

I see Cunha hasn't scored yet. 1 goal for Szesco and 2 for Mbueno after spending all that money - £200 million on "strikers."

Scruffy Jim had better sack a few more of the workers to get some money in the kitty so he can buy some more forwards.

Scum.

 

[Marvin.]

Laughable. He could be sacked any moment. The one thing that worries me is that they sack Amorim and appoint a good coach. There are 2-3 good coaches in the Premier League e.g., Iraola and Glasner.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Shrek spilling the beans on the grumpy old piss can.

A thirty second story told in ninety seconds, and that included camel chops finishing one of the sentences for him.