United Thread | 2025/26

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KentBlue said:
Hey, I rather like his build: a finer figure of a man you never saw, a true athlete. I've no time for bulging biceps and six-packs, jogging and health foods. Nope. Endless binge eating sessions, gorging on large burger and fries (26 times a day), 12 tins of Quality Street before bed, and 10 pizzas when I'm actually in bed. Then I'll set the alarm to go off in the early hours to wake me up for my snack - 4 packets of chocolate digestives, 18 packets of cheese and onion crisps and an olympic-sized swimming pool filled with diet Pepsi...of course, a varied diet helps: now and again jumbo sized sausage rolls instead of pizza.
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He was always a big lad from a young kid, but actually was a decent midfielder, aswell as a keeper.
 
citytill1die84 said:
Did ok Vs Arsenal but lost.
Dodgy penalty & goal at Fulham drew.
Last min pen Vs Burnley won
Battered off City lost
Luck against Chelsea & hung on to win
Battered off Brentford

Sunderland at the swamp
Dippers at Klanfield
Brighton at swamp
Forest away
Spurs away

Next 5 fixtures i see them getting 4pts, 6 at most lol
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I think your being generous 2pts, 4 at most is my prediction
 
Mikejl said:
Seems obvious that the stingy old twat Ratcliffe is hanging on until the £12M clause has expired, total paralysis across the club until then which is beautiful, upcoming fixtures until that deadline
Oct 4th Sunderland (H) - probably a dodgy win or a draw
Oct 19th Dippers (A) - Plucky loss, draw at best
Oct 25th Brighton (H) - Probably a Brighton win
Nov 1st Forest (A) - Ange may have them playing by then, but proper lottery that result

then Spuds away on Nov 8th, maybe they'll wait till they get beat there to finish him unless they lose at Forest
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The only way they win any of those is an enormous slice of luck, a man sent of or a peno. It's unlikely but Hopefully it's against the dippers which would also be enough maybe to keep Ruben there until xmas
 
Blue Mist said:
If it is true that Scruffy Jim won't sack Amorim before mid November just to save 12 million (plus compo for a new manager)
They could be right in the shit by then. All for 15-18 mill !
So here's a thought.....

Most in here say the rags won't get relegated but, by mid November, if they've only got 10-11 points even a new manager might struggle to right a sinking ship.

All for 12 - 18 million of your finest English pounds.
(Kneels down and prays to a god he doesn't believe exists)
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They're not getting relegated. As bad as they are, there's comfortably 3 weaker sides. We'd all love to see it but it's just not happening.

When they sack Amorim, any new guy is going to have to deal with a mismatch of expensive players from different systems that dont fit into anything, they've got no chance of salvaging anything in terms of potential European football, thwir season is already over except for perhaps an FA cup run so it makes complete sense to wait and save a substantial amount of money before getting rid of him.

They're going to have to spend big again next year and they're ability to do that decreases every year they fail, they have to put that money saving clause first.
 
oldhamblue said:
Just been playing pool against a rag fan. He was adamant the long wait was why the rat faced twat missed and it should have been a red card when he pulled Mbuemo back
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He watches television and can't form his own opinion!

Didn't he miss another penalty recently, was that delayed too?
 
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ninjamonkey said:
They're not getting relegated. As bad as they are, there's comfortably 3 weaker sides. We'd all love to see it but it's just not happening.

When they sack Amorim, any new guy is going to have to deal with a mismatch of expensive players from different systems that dont fit into anything, they've got no chance of salvaging anything in terms of potential European football, thwir season is already over except for perhaps an FA cup run so it makes complete sense to wait and save a substantial amount of money before getting rid of him.

They're going to have to spend big again next year and they're ability to do that decreases every year they fail, they have to put that money saving clause first.
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Name the 3 worse teams. Its going to be very close for them as at the moment they can't buy a goal from open play and are shipping goals left right and centre
 
dublinblue12 said:
The only way they win any of those is an enormous slice of luck, a man sent of or a peno. It's unlikely but Hopefully it's against the dippers which would also be enough maybe to keep Ruben there until xmas
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Things will get desperate if Howard Webb gives Tom Bramhall the dippers game.
 
TinFoilHat said:
Still people are happy to monetise the Forest fan.

His breakdowns are for clicks and cash. The less coverage he gets the better for all of us.
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His united meltdowns are quite funny. He has some great one liners for their shiteness. Sadly admitting that he’s a bit of a go to on YouTube clips when they get beat. I’ve not been away from those clips for yonks now.
 
BerkshireBlue said:
Name the 3 worse teams. Its going to be very close for them as at the moment they can't buy a goal from open play and are shipping goals left right and centre
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Any of the six teams currently below them for a start. I think you're being a bit giddy here. Lets laugh at them but we don't need to pretend they're even worse than they are.

They're only 3 points behind us and they've had a far tougher set of fixtures than us. They're going to have another nothing season but if you're getting your hopes up for them to get relegated you'll be setting yourself up for disappointment, it isn't going to happen.
 
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