Joke thread

bluethrunthru · Friday at 8:39 PM

oh yes I had one of those illicit cassette tapes

Sam101 · Saturday at 1:08 PM

For Sale : Typewriter

Perfet ondition

Sam101 · Saturday at 1:12 PM

I've decided to form a choir this Christmas…

Anyone wanting to join will be welcome.

So far, it's just Dean, Don, Mary,Lee and I.

bonespost · Saturday at 1:21 PM

KS55 · Saturday at 2:51 PM

Sam101 said:
I've decided to form a choir this Christmas…

Anyone wanting to join will be welcome.

So far, it's just Dean, Don, Mary,Lee and I.

You need to recruit Vera, Lee and Sky.

dickie davies · 2025-11-30T12:16:27+0100

KS55 said:
You need to recruit Vera, Lee and Sky.

And Glor ahor ahor ahor ahor ahor ahor ahor ahor ahor ahor ahor ahor ia

Blue Mist · 2025-11-30T15:19:38+0100

dickie davies said:
And Glor ahor ahor ahor ahor ahor ahor ahor ahor ahor ahor ahor ahor ia

Is that Gloria Hosanna ? If so she's in Excelsis

BackofJeanette · 2025-11-30T16:15:19+0100

Blue Mist said:
Is that Gloria Hosanna ? If so she's in Excelsis

Only for today tho!

noseve · 2025-11-30T16:46:15+0100

Vienna_70 said:
No sign of Mr Blue Sky, though.

'Turn it back oh-verrrr' and you'll see him...

Metal Biker · 2025-11-30T17:02:51+0100

TonyColemansbagofapples · 2025-11-30T21:38:22+0100

noseve said:
'Turn it back oh-verrrr' and you'll see him...

It is actually ''please turn me over''

noseve · 2025-11-30T22:15:40+0100

TonyColemansbagofapples said:
It is actually ''please turn me over''

I know - but @Vienna_70 said that they couldn't see Mr Blue Sky...

Final track Side 1, wasn't it?

TonyColemansbagofapples · 2025-11-30T22:16:41+0100

noseve said:
I know - but @Vienna_70 said that they couldn't see Mr Blue Sky...

I should have read all the thread.

BimboBob · 2025-11-30T23:40:54+0100

noseve said:
I know - but @Vienna_70 said that they couldn't see Mr Blue Sky...

Final track Side 1, wasn't it?

Nope. Final track, disc 2, side 1. Double album.

chris63 · 2025-11-30T23:45:23+0100

Sam101 · 2025-12-01T08:32:49+0100

Took my 6 year old son to see Santa yesterday and he stank of booze and fags…

God knows what Santa thought!

Dave Ewing's Back 'eader · 2025-12-01T09:10:36+0100

bonespost said:
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Those women volleyballers are quite, er, athletic!

noseve · 2025-12-01T12:52:22+0100

Dave Ewing's Back 'eader said:
Those women volleyballers are quite, er, athletic!

Do they all carry a spare packet of peanuts? That's really considerate...

chris63 · 2025-12-01T14:28:54+0100

What do you call a Spanish man being discharged from hospital?

Manuel.