Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[Cellarite]

I was walking through London and a police officer pulled me over for questioning.
He said - "Where are you coming from"?
I replied - "Vauxhall ".
He then said - "Where are you going to"?
I said - "Southall ".
He finally asked - "What's in the bag"?
And I replied -








"Nothing " !!!!!

Was your bike outside?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[r.soleofsalford]

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That club seem to go out of their way to sign the biggest wankers available.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

That club seem to go out of their way to sign the biggest wankers available.

There are some players that are just destined to play for them.
Being a **** from birth helps.

 

[mosssideblue]

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I'm going to hell as that is so funny

 

[horlock_was_super]

 

[LWashington]

I was walking through London and a police officer pulled me over for questioning.
He said - "Where are you coming from"?
I replied - "Vauxhall ".
He then said - "Where are you going to"?
I said - "Southall ".
He asked - "What's in the bag"?
I replied - "4 pizzas, 8 large kebabs, 6 curries and 10 lots of fish and chips."
He demanded - "What's all that for?"
I explained - "It's all for Southall, have you seen the size of the fat bastard."

 

[manclad]

Very good.
I'm sure Kenny Everett wouldn't mind you pinching his joke from 1978 !!

 

[blue44]