Stupid little things that bug you

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

P334B turbo actuator fault code on my Seat Ibiza

 

[Protein Junkie]

P334B turbo actuator fault code on my Seat Ibiza

Mechanics who who shake their head, tut tut and say”Well it won’t be cheap”.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Mechanics who who shake their head, tut tut and say”Well it won’t be cheap”.

Shouldnt be too much of a drama Ive spoken to the garage bloke. Just a pain and it has fucked my cricket plans up for the weekend, nets today and indoor league tomorrow. Both fucked. Pub it is

 

[bennyboy]

Christmas jumpers and hats on adults.

 

[shackattack]

The latest trend of Scousers whistling at each other on Tik Tok - does me swede in Lar !!

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

People who call Strimmers “Weed Eaters”

F*cking absolute widges!

 

[Vienna_70]

People on the phone, who say, "Perfect," every time you answer a question.

It’s not "perfect". If it was "perfect," you wouldn’t need to phone me.

 

[maccieblue]

People who call Strimmers “Weed Eaters”

F*cking absolute widges!

No they are called whipper snippers

 

[levets]

When after watching the final episode of a series on IPlayer/ITVX/ Ch4player etc, I like to see the credits/cast . I get really pissed off when it starts to load a new programme I’m not interested in.

 

[oldhamblue]

The postman who only turns up once a week dropping a handful of elastic bands on every street. Lazy ****

 

[Barcon]

The **** that drove the sidewalk (pavement) plough past my house in the middle of the night and tore the fuck out of the 16' pressure treated 8x8" at the side of the drive.
These fucking idiots need breathalyzing.

 

[Kippax77]

People on the phone, who say, "Perfect," every time you answer a question.

It’s not "perfect". If it was "perfect," you wouldn’t need to phone me.

Or people on phones who can't just say "see you" or "goodbye" at the end of your conversation.
No they have to finish with "bye" "bye" "bye" "bye" "b b bye" "bye"
Just the one is suffice

 

[Blue Mist]

The **** that drove the sidewalk (pavement) plough past my house in the middle of the night and tore the fuck out of the 16' pressure treated 8x8" at the side of the drive.
These fucking idiots need breathalyzing.

Are you on about a fence?
At least you told us what a sidewalk is, the rest is just gibberish

Best put one of these :-)

 

[Barcon]

Are you on about a fence?
At least you told us what a sidewalk is, the rest is just gibberish

Best put one of these :-)

Piece of wood between the driveway and lawn. I would post a pic but I’m too stupid apparently.

 

[Mancini Manus Domini]

Push button water taps that when pressed down gush water out, taking an age to stop. Especially when there's a drought.

 

[jimharri]

When people are referring to more than one of a specific item (shoes, cats, ICBMs, aardvarks, 115 charges etc etc), and they insert an apostrophe (consequently shoe's, cat's, ICBM's etc etc).





You did say stupid little things*, after all!



*No apostrophe; well done!

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

My daughter, step-daughter and now my sister insist on the subtitles being on when watching telly. None of them are hard of hearing. Apparently it’s a thing they do these days, though I’m sceptical it’s just the female members of my family who are, bless them, fucking nuts.

 

[.db.]

The way football fans don’t understand what something means, run with why they think it means, and then that wrong thing catches on.

For example, the saying ‘Farmers League’ means leagues like Andorra or Liechtenstein where players in the league have full time jobs like joiners, accountants and farmers. It doesn’t mean a league where one team always wins.

Another is the England ‘it’s coming home’ saying. That meant that there was a football tournament coming back to the home of football. It doesn’t mean England are going to win the tournament.

 

[.db.]

My daughter, step-daughter and now my sister insist on the subtitles being on when watching telly. None of them are hard of hearing. Apparently it’s a thing they do these days, though I’m sceptical it’s just the female members of my family who are, bless them, fucking nuts.

My Father does that be hard he can’t understand Septics. Subtitles on all American tele programmes.

 

[normskih]

My daughter, step-daughter and now my sister insist on the subtitles being on when watching telly. None of them are hard of hearing. Apparently it’s a thing they do these days, though I’m sceptical it’s just the female members of my family who are, bless them, fucking nuts.

Sometimes when watching the news you need the subtitles on. The likes of Fiona Bruce mumbles her words when she tails off the sentence. Many times I have to say “did anyone hear what she just said then.”