Stupid little things that bug you

Going someone’s house.

They nip out or get in the shower and tell me the remotes for the tv are on the table.

3 remotes and you havent got a clue how to use them, how to get which app or which remote is for what?

C*nt of prick should have just whacked Sky Sports News on and let me be.

Everyones happy

But i’m sat here switching the bastard dvd player on & off
 
Going someone’s house.

They nip out or get in the shower and tell me the remotes for the tv are on the table.

3 remotes and you havent got a clue how to use them, how to get which app or which remote is for what?

C*nt of prick should have just whacked Sky Sports News on and let me be.

Everyones happy

But i’m sat here switching the bastard dvd player on & off
Be a Cnut and take all the batteries out of them.
 
People who turn up at my house uninvited, usually when I'm about to go out or just starting to get ready to go out.

Despite it being completely obvious that I'm busy and in no position to entertain, they insist on making themselves comfortable on my sofa and asking if they can watch the TV while I get ready. It's apparently never enough if I begrudgingly say yes and tell them to put on whatever they want, apparently Freeview is too complicated for them to work out so they complain about being bored!
 

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