Legalamb777
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Personally I’ve always called it corned dogMy dad called it corn dog haha
Personally I’ve always called it corned dogMy dad called it corn dog haha
Takes me back to when I mistook a knocking shop for the dentists(honestly)when I realised my mistake I hurriedly made for the exit,worryingly one of the “hookers”shall we say looked like Billy Bremner……..Booked a one hour Thai massage at 1.15pm tomorrow and I expect the verdict to have been released by the end. It'll be a soft signal.
This story reminds me of The News of the World for some reason…Takes me back to when I mistook a knocking shop for the dentists(honestly)when I realised my mistake I hurriedly made for the exit,worryingly one of the “hookers”shall we say looked like Billy Bremner……..
If I’d have dabbled…………it’d have fallen off
There could be a whole thread in the cellar about famous people you have stood next to having a piss, and whether you had a look or not, but i'm not starting it because my most well-known was Brian Blessed and his cock was so enormous i actually couldn't get my piss to flow when he glanced back at mine and loudly chuckled to himself, even though i was seemingly bursting before entering the lavs, such was my shame and i'm not exactly underhung or anything.Slight aside, I met him one night match outside the main entrance, he was shaking hand down the line, I've never shook hands with someone with such a limp damp hand.
The second time I met him was in the bogs at 117 when he was pissing next to me....I didn't shake his hand that time. ;)
Hehe this thread goes all over the place.There could be a whole thread in the cellar about famous people you have stood next to having a piss, and whether you had a look or not, but i'm not starting it because my most well-known was Brian Blessed and his cock was so enormous i actually couldn't get my piss to flow when he glanced back at mine and loudly chuckled to himself, even though i was seemingly bursting before entering the lavs, such was my shame and i'm not exactly underhung.
“I'd just started flowing and heard female screaming outside”.Hehe this thread goes all over the place.
Fish came into the public bogs at Heaton Park a few years ago. It was a Radio One Roadshow event.
I'd just started flowing and heard female screaming outside. Anyway he came in said who he was and offered me his hand to shake while pissing.
Dirty bastard.
Tomorrow morning
Blessed by name blessed by nature.There could be a whole thread in the cellar about famous people you have stood next to having a piss, and whether you had a look or not, but i'm not starting it because my most well-known was Brian Blessed and his cock was so enormous i actually couldn't get my piss to flow when he glanced back at mine and loudly chuckled to himself, even though i was seemingly bursting before entering the lavs, such was my shame and i'm not exactly underhung or anything.
“Our reporter made his excuses and gave it toes”.This story reminds me of The News of the World for some reason…
I love Fish, did you slap on some tartare sauce? He hates it when that happens:DHehe this thread goes all over the place.
Fish came into the public bogs at Heaton Park a few years ago. It was a Radio One Roadshow event.
I'd just started flowing and heard female screaming outside. Anyway he came in said who he was and offered me his hand to shake while pissing.
Dirty bastard.
can't resist, sorry in advanceTakes me back to when I mistook a knocking shop for the dentists(honestly)when I realised my mistake I hurriedly made for the exit,worryingly one of the “hookers”shall we say looked like Billy Bremner……..
If I’d have dabbled…………it’d have fallen off
I can categorically ASSUME you are correctI'm assuming since the thread has gone-a-wandering into the nether reaches of bluemoon member experiences there's been no announcement in the last 24 hours...
I’ve put a response on the ‘Post something interesting’ threadWhen I left school I went for a interview for a job at Robertson's Jam in Droylsden in the labs doing the kind of thing you describe above - I was well in, with the interviewer really impressed until I mentioned that I was colourblind........ they couldn't get rid of me fast enough after that.
Footnote - I became an electrician instead (if the red wire looks like green at one end, it'll look like green at the other)