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Mad Eyed Screamer said:
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Some buckateers like it to as they were worried it was going to be their lowest ever league attendance.

Yet none of them seem to be asking why they have their highest position for years & still the crowds dwindle. None of them seem to be asking why the board’s campaign to increase the attendance by an extra 1000 people each game is failing so spectacularly
 

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Mostonisblue said:
Some buckateers like it to as they were worried it was going to be their lowest ever league attendance.

Yet none of them seem to be asking why they have their highest position for years & still the crowds dwindle. None of them seem to be asking why the board’s campaign to increase the attendance by an extra 1000 people each game is failing so spectacularly
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Maybe they don’t ask the question, because they know why and thus don’t want to hear the answer…….
 
The Lightbowne Cowboy said:
96th minute? WTFF! It seems them cunts get to play until they score,just like their vile big brother.
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I really wouldn’t worry about the goal. It’s the only good thing that’s happened this week in another bloody awful week at the mini swamp. Honestly as a city fan you might think we’ve had a bad day but just take one look at the going’s on in the last week at their place….

Released the latest accounts showing they’d lost 16 grand in December.

Realised their cash flow is critical and by march it’ll be severe. Arranged a repayment deal with their 3 biggest creditors yet moan that still only a handful of their fans have kicked in to their latest round of bucket shaking on crowdfunder. The council members on the board say they need stronger language to communicate to the fans just how fucked they are.

Admit they’ve bugger all chance of paying back any of the community shares to the deluded fools that bought them anytime soon despite how many heart breaking horror stories or begging letters their own fans write them asking for their cash back.

Released an 18 page report on just how bad their pitch is. Blame it on previous mismanagement and the cowboy builders they keep getting in. Price up 5 different options and look at getting grants for the work starting in may. Even if they get grants they’re going to have to raise at least £40 grand themselves so as usual they’re looking to turn to the same old mugs and yet another crowd funder.

Released a questionnaire to the fans about which of their famous sponsorship policies they’ll abandon in a bid to raise an extra £100 grand a year. Obviously they think as an irrelevant moston non league team there’ll be a huge crowd of businesses queuing up to hand over cash.
 
Mostonisblue said:
I really wouldn’t worry about the goal. It’s the only good thing that’s happened this week in another bloody awful week at the mini swamp. Honestly as a city fan you might think we’ve had a bad day but just take one look at the going’s on in the last week at their place….

Released the latest accounts showing they’d lost 16 grand in December.

Realised their cash flow is critical and by march it’ll be severe. Arranged a repayment deal with their 3 biggest creditors yet moan that still only a handful of their fans have kicked in to their latest round of bucket shaking on crowdfunder. The council members on the board say they need stronger language to communicate to the fans just how fucked they are.

Admit they’ve bugger all chance of paying back any of the community shares to the deluded fools that bought them anytime soon despite how many heart breaking horror stories or begging letters their own fans write them asking for their cash back.

Released an 18 page report on just how bad their pitch is. Blame it on previous mismanagement and the cowboy builders they keep getting in. Price up 5 different options and look at getting grants for the work starting in may. Even if they get grants they’re going to have to raise at least £40 grand themselves so as usual they’re looking to turn to the same old mugs and yet another crowd funder.

Released a questionnaire to the fans about which of their famous sponsorship policies they’ll abandon in a bid to raise an extra £100 grand a year. Obviously they think as an irrelevant moston non league team there’ll be a huge crowd of businesses queuing up to hand over cash.
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Lets hope the tick tocking is getting very much louder.
 
Mostonisblue said:
I really wouldn’t worry about the goal. It’s the only good thing that’s happened this week in another bloody awful week at the mini swamp. Honestly as a city fan you might think we’ve had a bad day but just take one look at the going’s on in the last week at their place….

Released the latest accounts showing they’d lost 16 grand in December.

Realised their cash flow is critical and by march it’ll be severe. Arranged a repayment deal with their 3 biggest creditors yet moan that still only a handful of their fans have kicked in to their latest round of bucket shaking on crowdfunder. The council members on the board say they need stronger language to communicate to the fans just how fucked they are.

Admit they’ve bugger all chance of paying back any of the community shares to the deluded fools that bought them anytime soon despite how many heart breaking horror stories or begging letters their own fans write them asking for their cash back.

Released an 18 page report on just how bad their pitch is. Blame it on previous mismanagement and the cowboy builders they keep getting in. Price up 5 different options and look at getting grants for the work starting in may. Even if they get grants they’re going to have to raise at least £40 grand themselves so as usual they’re looking to turn to the same old mugs and yet another crowd funder.

Released a questionnaire to the fans about which of their famous sponsorship policies they’ll abandon in a bid to raise an extra £100 grand a year. Obviously they think as an irrelevant moston non league team there’ll be a huge crowd of businesses queuing up to hand over cash.
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does that loss include a payment to MCC?
 
Mostonisblue said:
I really wouldn’t worry about the goal. It’s the only good thing that’s happened this week in another bloody awful week at the mini swamp. Honestly as a city fan you might think we’ve had a bad day but just take one look at the going’s on in the last week at their place….

Released the latest accounts showing they’d lost 16 grand in December.

Realised their cash flow is critical and by march it’ll be severe. Arranged a repayment deal with their 3 biggest creditors yet moan that still only a handful of their fans have kicked in to their latest round of bucket shaking on crowdfunder. The council members on the board say they need stronger language to communicate to the fans just how fucked they are.

Admit they’ve bugger all chance of paying back any of the community shares to the deluded fools that bought them anytime soon despite how many heart breaking horror stories or begging letters their own fans write them asking for their cash back.

Released an 18 page report on just how bad their pitch is. Blame it on previous mismanagement and the cowboy builders they keep getting in. Price up 5 different options and look at getting grants for the work starting in may. Even if they get grants they’re going to have to raise at least £40 grand themselves so as usual they’re looking to turn to the same old mugs and yet another crowd funder.

Released a questionnaire to the fans about which of their famous sponsorship policies they’ll abandon in a bid to raise an extra £100 grand a year. Obviously they think as an irrelevant moston non league team there’ll be a huge crowd of businesses queuing up to hand over cash.
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Wow I didn't see this until just now. This is bleak.
Can you imagine they throw all their principles out of the window and do the sensible thing and get a shirt sponsor which should have been done from day 1.
Yet now they will approach companies hoping for them to sign a one / two / three year deal and most likely expect a big wedge upfront. I doubt any sane business person is going to handover a shed load of money for a long term deal with the likelihood that the club will go bust before the deal ends and the sponsorship money vanishes into a black hole.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Wow I didn't see this until just now. This is bleak.
Can you imagine they throw all their principles out of the window and do the sensible thing and get a shirt sponsor which should have been done from day 1.
Yet now they will approach companies hoping for them to sign a one / two / three year deal and most likely expect a big wedge upfront. I doubt any sane business person is going to handover a shed load of money for a long term deal with the likelihood that the club will go bust before the deal ends and the sponsorship money vanishes into a black hole.
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New shirt sponsor
 

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