Joke thread

[citizen_maine]

Thanks everyone for your concern. First off, I'm OK although tbh I was a bit shook up. If you don't already know, I was robbed at the petrol station earlier this morning.
After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the Police.
They were quick to respond and calmed me down because my blood pressure went through the roof! My money's gone, however.
The police asked me if I knew who did it and I told them, Yes, it was pump number 1

It was pump no 4, ten posts ago

 

[TinFoilHat]

It was pump no 4, ten posts ago

These robberies must be more common

 

[horlock_was_super]

These robberies must be more common

Doesn’t apply to me because I only ever put £20 in.








I’ll get my coat.

 

[york away to this!]

These robberies must be more common

4 to 1 odds...

 

[bluethrunthru]

PMSL

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Except it's actually real.

 

[mrcunny]

These robberies must be more common

use 2 and 3 is my advice...lol

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[horlock_was_super]

The local church has just opened a new restaurant, they've named it - The Lord Giveth and he does Takeaway.

 

[mosssideblue]

 

[Sam101]

She only went in to buy a Mars Bar.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[chris63]

 

[Sam101]

 

[Sam101]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[ancoats]

Great act, have a sit back and giggle on this City free weekend

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]