Joke thread

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Q: Where is the best to put a childrens waterslide?








A: Gary Glitter's garden! : /

 

[Ilovehappyendings]

Wasnt it... what were Rod Hull's favourite washing powders

Aeriel and Bounce

 

[JRockBlues]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[mosssideblue]

 

[Three_Hat-tricks]

I don't know why she didn't like the card.

 

[MCFC68]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[bluethrunthru]

Have to agree I was team Dalek

 

[bluethrunthru]

 

[mosssideblue]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[ReutlingerBlick]

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

"Dad, i need money for a pair of glasses, please".

"Son, do i look like a bank?"

"I don't know, i can't see anything!"

 

[Big Swifty]

Very clever. not laugh out ld, but ingenious,

 

[the blue panther]

What do you call a humanoid monster with paedophile tendancies?







Frank Epstein

 

[Vienna_70]

My Dad’s favourite joke:

A farmer and his son were about to start their day's work.
The father said to the son, "Go and fetch the horse".
"Which one, the old one or the young one?"
"The old one. Wear out the old first."
"In that case, you’d better go and get it?"

 

[chris63]

 

[blue44]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I was accused of having no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.