Stupid little things that bug you

[Citizen of Legoland]

Taking your dog out for a walk at the park and a big dog off its lead runs at you. The owner shouts, it's all right it won't hurt you.
How the hell do you know it's not dangerous? Specially if it's a pit bull or rottie.

I just shout back …

“Well that’s okay, mine isn’t though so you better get here sharpish as he’s a nasty little fucker some days”

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The amount of people who, when referring to the plural of anything (aardvarks, inter continental ballistic missiles, ping pong balls, grains of salt, the lady next door's fine thrupennies etc etc), insist on inserting a totally needless and wrong apostrophe. You haven't got four tyre's on your jalopy.

It's basic English ffs.

 

[idahoblues]

It's basic English ff’s

 

[Bill Walker]

When you see people, like on talksport or other YouTube videos, people are always talking into these huge microphones, why is that ?
I mean on TV they just have a little microphone on their collar, so I don't understand the need for these huge microphones.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Those silly fuckers (usually in their late 20's/early 30's) with that headgear from Peaky Blinders....

 

[Bettys Bell]

Taking your dog out for a walk at the park and a big dog off its lead runs at you. The owner shouts, it's all right it won't hurt you.
How the hell do you know it's not dangerous? Specially if it's a pit bull or rottie.

So inconsiderate my girl is a nervous rescue and I try and avoid this to protect her . But can’t always people dont know another dogs history and assume it’s ok to approach them . She’s getting more confident but situations like this set her back .

 

[old blue]

When you see people, like on talksport or other YouTube videos, people are always talking into these huge microphones, why is that ?
I mean on TV they just have a little microphone on their collar, so I don't understand the need for these huge microphones.

They used to have a lot of wind noises and developed mufflers to get rid of it . Not needed in studios. I believe that they still gave Wio the old type but unfortunately we could still hear him.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

People who barge on to trains when it is clear that there are still people waiting to get off! Shocking how basic manners have declined over the years.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

People who barge on to trains when it is clear that there are still people waiting to get off! Shocking how basic manners have declined over the years.

Sometimes happens on buses now too, they don’t check that someone might be trying to disembark first and just blindly get in the way.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Sometimes happens on buses now too, they don’t check that someone might be trying to disembark first and just blindly get in the way.

It is very annoying. An old man was struggling to get himself and his suitcase off on Saturday after the game and there were at least 10 people behind him as could be seen through the window by anyone waiting to get on. Did it stop the impatient ones? Did it fuck.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Sometimes happens on buses now too, they don’t check that someone might be trying to disembark first and just blindly get in the way.

'Bout time we had the same buses as London. Door for getting on and one for getting off!

 

[the blue panther]

The amount of people who, when referring to the plural of anything (aardvarks, inter continental ballistic missiles, ping pong balls, grains of salt, the lady next door's fine thrupennies etc etc), insist on inserting a totally needless and wrong apostrophe. You haven't got four tyre's on your jalopy.

"Thrupennies..."?

You can fuck off with that as well. Ban yourself!

 

[jimharri]

"Thrupennies..."?

You can fuck off with that as well. Ban yourself!

Only mods can ban posters!

 

[bennyboy]

Taking your dog out for a walk at the park and a big dog off its lead runs at you. The owner shouts, it's all right it won't hurt you.
How the hell do you know it's not dangerous? Specially if it's a pit bull or rottie.

Dog owners who let their dogs come near you despite having those extra long leads.

 

[the blue panther]

Bombay; Calcutta; Madras; Burma..... now they've even taken away the "Dark Side of the Moon" from us!

"Far side" of my arse!

 

[Xhavenjoe]

The amount of people who, when referring to the plural of anything (aardvarks, inter continental ballistic missiles, ping pong balls, grains of salt, the lady next door's fine thrupennies etc etc), insist on inserting a totally needless and wrong apostrophe. You haven't got four tyre's on your jalopy.

Reminds me of this one

A zookeeper wants to order two mongooses from a supplier.
He begins to write an email: "Dear Sir, please send me two mongeese."
He thinks, "That doesn't look right."
He rips up the paper and tries again: "Dear Sir, please send me two mongooses."
He thinks, "That sounds weird."
Giving up, he writes:
"Dear Sir, please send me one mongoose. And while you're at it, send me another mongoose."

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Bombay; Calcutta; Madras; Burma..... now they've even taken away the "Dark Side of the Moon" from us!

"Far side" of my arse!

You're talking out of Uranus

 

[Protein Junkie]

You're talking out of Uranus

Don’t be nasty. It Mars the whole forum :-)

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Don’t be nasty. It Mars the whole forum :-)

That's the (milky) way it goes

 

[Always Ali]

All the promotional adverts on BBC 5live, especially the F1 edits. Fuck off with the "authentic" background noise and commentary. Cunts.