Joke thread

[blue b4 the moon]

Just hope she doesn't catch you

Oh I don't know ;)

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Oh I don't know ;)

Pics or it never happened : )

 

[manclad]

An oldie, which I remembered after watching the events in the Lake District today.
"What's brown and white and floats on Coniston Water ??
( Can someone reply with the answer please).

 

[dickie davies]

An oldie, which I remembered after watching the events in the Lake District today.
"What's brown and white and floats on Coniston Water ??
( Can someone reply with the answer please).

Mr Campbell's underpants

 

[manclad]

Mr Campbell's underpants

As I said,it's a joke that's as old as the hills, but today's news on Bluebird reminded me of it.

 

[Bill Walker]

I went to a Beekeeper, I asked for 12 Bees.
He gave me 13, and I said, 'why the extra bee?'
He said, 'that's a freebee'.

 

[Casey69]

As I said,it's a joke that's as old as the hills, but today's news on Bluebird reminded me of it.

We used to talk about campbells cream of coniston soup back in the day !

 

[manclad]

We used to talk about campbells cream of coniston soup back in the day !

Not heard that one before, but it must be an old one , given that the event happened almost 60 years ago.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

 

[Indaparkside]

My mum told everyone when I was growing up I liked alphabet spaghetti, but she was just putting words in my mouth

 

[One Fan Clapping]

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That reminds me of;

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a tree?

No

They’re fucking good at it aren’t they!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[Sam101]

Dont leave your dog tied up outside a Turkish barbers.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

I bought a dog from a blacksmith today.

As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Chev Chelios]

 

[johnnytapia]

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Said no married man ever.