Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I remember showing one of the lads at work this around the mid-70s. Within a few minutes, I was surrounded by others asking me to show them how to do it.

I felt like a magician entertaining an audience. For an afternoon I was the Elon Musk of cassettery.

We were very easily entertained before the Internet.

 

[malg]

A little polar bear turns to his father and asks, “Dad, am I 100% polar bear? Are you sure I’m not a grizzly bear?”. His father says, “Yes, of course son. You’re a polar bear, I’m a polar bear, my father was a polar bear, his father was a polar bear.”

A few days later, he turns to his mother and asks “Mum, are you sure I’m a polar bear? Are you sure I’m not a black bear or a brown bear?”. His mother says, “Yes, of course son. You’re a polar bear, I’m a polar bear, my mother was a polar bear, his mother was a polar bear.”
A few days later, he turns to his parents together and asks “Mum, Dad, are you sure I’m a polar bear?” They turn to him and ask “Why do you keep asking if you’re a polar bear? Yes you are definitly a polar bear...
The little polar bear says "OK, so why am I so fucking cold" ?

Fucking love this. 100% my sense of humour. I can see Doug Stanhope telling this.

 

[Bill Walker]

I remember showing one of the lads at work this around the mid-70s. Within a few minutes, I was surrounded by others asking me to show them how to do it.

I felt like a magician entertaining an audience. For an afternoon I was the Elon Musk of cassettery.

We were very easily entertained before the Internet.

Amazing how many people bought pre recorded cassettes they discovered to be dogshit

 

[blue44]

I remember showing one of the lads at work this around the mid-70s. Within a few minutes, I was surrounded by others asking me to show them how to do it.

I felt like a magician entertaining an audience. For an afternoon I was the Elon Musk of cassettery.

We were very easily entertained before the Internet.

I remember having to do that too
If you didn't want to record over something,you broke that area off with a knife.
If at a later date you wanted to record on it again ,just put some selotape over the hole.
Happy days

 

[Blue Mist]

Fucking love this. 100% my sense of humour. I can see Doug Stanhope telling this.

OK try this.
Mummy asked little Tommy and Johnny what they wanted for tea.
'I want a fuckin' egg said Tommy'
Pack it in said Mummy what do you want for tea. ?
I want a fuckin' egg said Tommy...
Smack,
Mummy slapped Johnny round the head. What do you want for your tea..... I want a fuckin' egg said Johnny again.
At this point Mummy laid into Johny and battered him before sending him up to his room.
She turned to little Tommy who, having seen this was in tears.....
What do you want for tea she said.
Little Tommy replied 'I don't want a fuckin' egg'.

 

[dickie davies]

OK try this.
Mummy asked little Tommy and Johnny what they wanted for tea.
'I want a fuckin' egg said Tommy'
Pack it in said Mummy what do you want for tea. ?
I want a fuckin' egg said Tommy...
Smack,
Mummy slapped Johnny round the head. What do you want for your tea..... I want a fuckin' egg said Johnny again.
At this point Mummy laid into Johny and battered him before sending him up to his room.
She turned to little Tommy who, having seen this was in tears.....
What do you want for tea she said.
Little Tommy replied 'I don't want a fuckin' egg'.

Why did she slap Johnny when it was Tommy saying he wanted a fucking egg?

 

[MellowJoe]

Why did she slap Johnny when it was Tommy saying he wanted a fucking egg?

Johnny, Tommy, it's all relatives

 

[Barcon]

Johnny, Tommy, it's all relatives

They must be from Idaho