United Thread 2015/16

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Bert Trautmann's Parachute said:
Fucking hell, Aguero, 'i' before 'e' except after 'c'!
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Van Gaal is very much living up to his reputation.

He's renowned for being single minded in his approach, as bacon was, and will not accept anything less than what he deems is appropriate in terms of work rate etc.

He's an old school manager in a new world. He's out of place and whilst he's at the rags we don't have to worry too much.

I said it last season when they replaced Vidic and Ferdinand with no one and instead signed about 100 wing backs. They then failed to pick any of those players and used Valencia instead. Our dismal result at the swamp was down to a loss of intensity. We started at 100 miles an hour, could have been three up after ten minutes but dropped off when we scored and allowed them to play to their strengths.

Depay is a decent prospect but Di Maria is the better player. They've not replace Van Persie and Falcao was an awful signing and one we should be happy we walked away from.

They go into this season having added more balance via Schneiderlin and on paper a lot more quality by adding Schweinsteiger. His injury record speaks for itself though, he's Hargreaves MachII and he won't play very often. Carrick's also injury prone which leave them with a soft centre still and they're yet to sort out their central defence.

He'll get some good results but I'm not particularly worried about them fighting for the title, it'll be more of the same with a lack of balance and a poor defence and they've not got much strength in depth in the striker department either.
 
Mikejl said:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...hester-City-in-Uefa-coefficient-rankings.html

To be fair Ogden who IAC this is the 2nd article with a negative slant on the rags this week!
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Mark the Cockroach Ogden said:
But having failed to qualify for either the Champions League or Europa League last season, United have now plummeted down Uefa’s coefficient table due to their inability to collect points last term.
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Actually Cockroach it was their inability to collect points in the preceding season under Moyesiah.

Mark the Cockroach Ogden said:
But with the 2010-11 campaign now being discounted from the rankings, United have lost the points amassed on their run to the Wembley final against Barcelona, which was won the Spanish giants.
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Which was won by the Spanish giants. Fuckwit.


EDIT: They haven't lost the 10/11 points yet. Numerically retarded fuckwit.
 
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It sounds like it's fucking chaotic at that place. I know that you can't read too much into football gossip but from what I can see, it looks like this by all accounts........ Their best player from last season will either leave for a cut price deal or nothing. Their star buy is leaving /has left. Their reserve goalie has been put on the naughty step which has upset a few of his mates. A player at another club used them to get a better deal at his current club. Their latest superstar has been described by someone who knows him very well as MLS standard now......

Have I missed anything out?
 
2sheikhs said:
It sounds like it's fucking chaotic at that place. I know that you can't read too much into football gossip but from what I can see, it looks like this by all accounts........ Their best player from last season will either leave for a cut price deal or nothing. Their star buy is leaving /has left. Their reserve goalie has been put on the naughty step which has upset a few of his mates. A player at another club used them to get a better deal at his current club. Their latest superstar has been described by someone who knows him very well as MLS standard now......

Have I missed anything out?
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They're all cunts and the managers a complete nutjob?
 
2sheikhs said:
It sounds like it's fucking chaotic at that place. I know that you can't read too much into football gossip but from what I can see, it looks like this by all accounts........ Their best player from last season will either leave for a cut price deal or nothing. Their star buy is leaving /has left. Their reserve goalie has been put on the naughty step which has upset a few of his mates. A player at another club used them to get a better deal at his current club. Their latest superstar has been described by someone who knows him very well as MLS standard now......

Have I missed anything out?
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Yes, they're all cunts.
 
aguero93:20 said:
Actually Cockroach it was their inability to collect points in the preceding season under Moyesiah.
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That does actually read right, he means co-efficient points, which they got a few of under Moyes as they got to the quarter finals, but were unable to gain any last year because they weren't in Europe.

I think United's problem is Van Gaal, they certainly have a lot of great players. Van Gaal seems like a dickhead who pisses said players off. For all his bluster about needing time for the philoschofee they only started to pick up points once they threw it in the bin and started punting it to Fellaini.
 
Kippax Street 1880 said:
That does actually read right, he means co-efficient points, which they got a few of under Moyes as they got to the quarter finals, but were unable to gain any last year because they weren't in Europe.

I think United's problem is Van Gaal, they certainly have a lot of great players. Van Gaal seems like a dickhead who pisses said players off. For all his bluster about needing time for the philoschofee they only started to pick up points once they threw it in the bin and started punting it to Fellaini.
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I know how he meant it but seeing as all Arsenal and the rags seemed to need to do to retain pot 1 status was qualify for the competition....

Agree about Luis Head-The-Ball.
 
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