De Bruyne?

Txi and the boys tonight this
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TO WOLFSBURG FANS:

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First pic: Man chucking up as he get's swung too high in some park. Falls off.

Second pic: See pic 1.

Third pic: Left eye popped on impact with the floor. Luckily, he landed on a tramps rag so saved our council money cleaning up all the blood.
 
It probably isn't far from the truth. Our record breaking transfer, second biggest Premier League transfer fee of all time, 24 years old and he's good enough to play at any club in the world. Him and Sterling will both be in our highest pay bracket.

My shite opinion for what it's worth - neither are on more that Kun.
 
The wages are fine. Half of it are reliant on bonuses. If he ends up being a world beater and helps us compete in Europe and domestically, he'll be worth every penny.
 
Were the same people in charge at Wolfsburg when we signed Edin? Minus the manager tbf, I don't recall it being this awkward.
 
To quote Agent Smith in the Matrix "Is it over?" Please tell me all the news this morning indicates we finally have our man?
 

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