United Thread 2015/16

[TCIB]

Can't say i am that arsed about their match tonight at all, i will have Bayern and barca simulcast on.Of course i want west ham to smash them but i just don't care tbh. They have given me more laughs than i could dream of getting since bacon retired, indeed a fair few laughs when he was still at the swamp.
They are becoming tedious and boring atm, a bit like a cat fast losing interest in the mouse it was playing with because it is not moving anymore.

 

[hihosilva]

I'm confused, why are Utd not playing in the Champions League tonight?

 

[Blue Mist]

Is it true that the police have filed Missing Person reports on 659 million rag fans ? Well I certainly haven't heard from one since last night. Within hours of the Derby they were texting away but now they seem to have lost their phones.

 

[moh]

A rare moment of honesty from the Telegraph (even if they have low balled Shrek's salary) - at least they are asking the question

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football...t-expensive-g/wayne-rooney-manchester-united/

 

[Vienna_70]

I'm confused, why are Utd not playing in the Champions League tonight?

Did anyone hear the City supporter on 5Live last night, just after 10:00?

When Fletcher asked him who he wanted in the semifinal, the caller said, without hesitation, "United".

"You'll have a long wait," Fletcher told him, and the lad immediately replied, "Aren't they in it? Ha! Ha! Ha!"

Brilliant!

 

[bluethrunthru]

I'm confused, why are Utd not playing in the Champions League tonight?

They got a bye - straight into an FA Cup semi final replay because they couldn't beat European Football Powerhouses Wet Spam at home - the biggest match involving English clubs this week according to the media.

When we win the CL it will only get a highlights package at 11.35pm on ITV 4 after Bundeslegia Highlights.

 

[blueinsa]

Not been done for a page or 2 so......

SCUM!

 

[laserblue]

I'm confused, why are Utd not playing in the Champions League tonight?

Because they're playing in the Europa League tomorrow night. Oh wait...

 

[JASR]

When we win the CL it will only get a highlights package at 11.35pm on ITV 4 after Bundeslegia Highlights.

You wish.

We'll be on analogue tv.

 

[andyhinch]

Not been done for a page or 2 so......

SCUM!

With profound insight like that I'm not surprised you made modship

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Cunts

 

[blueinsa]

With profound insight like that I'm not surprised you made modship

I've got them on now and every single cell in my body fucking hates them.

The wife doesn't get it as I'm cursing at the screen lol

 

[Pam]

Scum.

 

[andyhinch]

I've got them on now and every single cell in my body fucking hates them.

The wife doesn't get it as I'm cursing at the screen lol

I've got some wildlife show on, hard to tell the difference I suppose luckily BG74 thinks their cunts as well :-)

 

[jaiguruKun]

Why isn't Lingard in the England squad? He fits the normal criteria.

 

[Jacob Smith]

The most annoying thing about Rashford isn't the media hype, because HE (not LVG, he was forced into playing him in a Europa League nothing game and it accidentally paid off) deserves a lot of credit for how well he's done and he's scored a few magnificent goals, but it's the fact that if some of the kids in our academy were given the chances he's been given they'd be tearing up trees... Up to Pep to fix that next year!

 

[Pam]

Because they're playing in the Europa League

The most annoying thing about Rashford isn't the media hype, because HE (not LVG, he was forced into playing him in a Europa League nothing game and it accidentally paid off) deserves a lot of credit for how well he's done and he's scored a few magnificent goals, but it's the fact that if some of the kids in our academy were given the chances he's been given they'd be tearing up trees... Up to Pep to fix that next year!

Was just thinking that. It really is quite ridiculous, particularly for Kalechi.

 

[Hogcity]

The BBC will be creaming their knickers over the prospect of televising Everton v Man Ure. They need to get a life. Why should we subsidise biased reporting by statute? Every single comment on the BBC commentary tonight had a Man U bias. They managed to weave in several references to our embarrassing defeat a month ago. Fuck them.

 

[NipHolmes]

Got a bit of info here, will hit m.s.m pretty soon most likely.

Basically Jose is inbetween United and Real. Perez is struggling with fan pressure and being blamed for the turbulence around the club, all hopes are laid with Zidane winning the Champions League. If not he will take over in summer and rebuild the team.

Regarding United, troubled times, share prices has taken a huge whack and the strategy in the medium term is in debate. Two years ago when they missed out on top4, they spent heavily and had quality throughout, brought in an household name manager and expected their investment to claw back the ground lost. That strategy has been knocked back and it looks like Jose will miss out. They wont pay LVG out, give Jose 10m a season and a war chest of 150m net spend.

Word is United simply hope to collect top 4 money and coast along building a team on the cheap reminiscent to what Spurs have achieved. Woodward will get his wings clipped and Giggs may just get the gig, it appears that United wont be a threat again any time soon.

Lets see how accurate this is in a year, info comes from someone worthy enough for me to post this here.

 

[stony]

I really want the family man to get the job. The thought of the rags dying a slow death, with attendances falling every year is mouth watering.