United thread 2015/16

[Colin Bell's Boots]

Rag fans repeating the same old crap that the football last season was dour and they cant wait for the entertainment under Mourinho pmsl.

They haven't got a fucking clue!

I think that they are a very knowledgeable set of supporters who know all about the history and ethos of such a great club - and your comment is very harsh.

 

[babyape]

Absolutely nailed it.

 

[1.618034]

Bit of a savaging

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices...at-the-top-heres-what-to-expect-a7046791.html

"there is little doubt that he is the bête-noire of the beautiful game"

"The pattern that has defined the Portuguese’s remarkable career is wearyingly familiar. Early success in a new job goes hand in hand with a simulated warmth and twinkly eyed mischievousness which encourages a slavish media... As the results deteriorate and the pressure intensifies, the cocky charmer facade evaporates to reveal a hissing puff adder, randomly spraying his venom at any perceived opponent who wanders into his range."

"In stylistic terms, Mourinho and Manchester United are such a mismatch that the hiring looks more desperate than inspired. A club with such vaunting self-regard for its flamboyant traditions that it styles its home ground (yeuch) “the Theatre of Dreams” has hired a grandmaster of mechanical, formulaic counter-attacking play, who offloads his most creative talent and abandons rare forays into progressive football at the first sign of defensive frailty."


Nailed it.

In other news a large sink hole has just opened up on The United Way.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Oh dear....

I know about this, they had to get him away & out of the country quick while it was smoothed 'cash changing hands' over.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Give it 6 months and they'll be at it again.

 

[Colin Bell's Boots]

I know about this, they had to get him away & out of the country quick while it was smoothed 'cash changing hands' over.

You have to admit it is an unusual way of introducing yourself to your new fans .

 

[mat]

Fleet Street Fox column in the Mirror is pretty damning of Peggy.

Won't link it as that paper are cunts to this forum.

 

[dario2739]

"there is little doubt that he is the bête-noire of the beautiful game"

"The pattern that has defined the Portuguese’s remarkable career is wearyingly familiar. Early success in a new job goes hand in hand with a simulated warmth and twinkly eyed mischievousness which encourages a slavish media... As the results deteriorate and the pressure intensifies, the cocky charmer facade evaporates to reveal a hissing puff adder, randomly spraying his venom at any perceived opponent who wanders into his range."

"In stylistic terms, Mourinho and Manchester United are such a mismatch that the hiring looks more desperate than inspired. A club with such vaunting self-regard for its flamboyant traditions that it styles its home ground (yeuch) “the Theatre of Dreams” has hired a grandmaster of mechanical, formulaic counter-attacking play, who offloads his most creative talent and abandons rare forays into progressive football at the first sign of defensive frailty."


Nailed it.

In other news a large sink hole has just opened up on The United Way.

Superb, and spot-on!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

"The best manager in the game" quote makes you realise that they've learned nothing from that banner, most especially the circumstances surrounding its humiliating removal.

They just can't help themselves, such is their deep insecurity about us.

Fucking love it.

 

[Colin Bell's Boots]

Oh dear....

Mourinho punches United fan .


Perhaps there wasn't a pen handy to sign an autograph ?

Just using his initiative .

 

[argyle]

FFS it's going on 17 mins and counting since 1pm of the rags on Sky Sports. Bloody joke.

 

[bazbarrybazzer]

FFS it's going on 17 mins and counting since 1pm of the rags on Sky Sports. Bloody joke.

That`s why i no longer subscribe. Got rid years ago.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

As soon as rat boy appeared i cancelled snakessport. Rag mouthpiece.

 

[VOOMER]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...nager-as-loathsome-as-they-are-20160527109149

 

[argyle]

Rag PR are getting every rag player that can walk and talk to be on Sky Sports News.

They actually think he'll bring back exciting football for them. Have they not watched any of Jose's teams?

 

[Stoned Rose]

Fuck me, all this talk of 'romance'.

SSN should just play this on repeat for the next 3 months.

 

[Blue Mooner]

Rag PR are getting every rag player that can walk and talk to be on Sky Sports News.

They actually think he'll bring back exciting football for them. Have they not watched any of Jose's teams?

Now he's joined the rags they are rewriting the narrative. Personally I don't think he played boring football when manager of Madrid or his first stint at managing Chelsea but there is no doubt he has a much more defensive mindset than Pep. Let's not forget he was mentored by the very manager they have just got rid of for playing boring football!! Ycnmiu

 

[aguero93:20]

Rats.

 

[mat]

Do they have an official Bullshit partner yet or are SSN auditioning for it?

 

[blue by birth]

Absolutely devastated at the news coming out from the swamp.
Apparently the rags have just announced that they have signed the best manager in the world.
How the fuck have we let Pep get away from us?