Wife's Knickers stuck in the Hoover

[Tuearts right boot]

If the BM forum proves one thing, it is that there are people out there who need help

 

[HellYeah]

You lot should be ashamed of yourselves. Someone comes on here asking for friendly advice and you make fun. I can only assume there's a lot of kids replying.

Can't help you op, but good luck anyway

 

[dronefromsector7G]

If the BM forum proves one thing, it is that there are people out there who need help

And it's usually the OP that needs it the least.

 

[stonerblue]

 

[malg]

worked on an RAF transport squadron and all our convoys with dangerous goods were coordinated by a civvy guy

The cleaner walked in his office early evening one night and he was in a meeting with his mini blow job Henri the hoover......

not sure if there were any knickers stuck though

 

[BlueBlood81]

Reported thread... No pictures!!

 

[jimharri]

This thread would REALLY benefit from the Internet equivalent of scratch and sniff.

 

[mat]

Disappointed at the lack of parody threads.

All been deleted by the mods...

 

[aguero93:20]

All been deleted by the mods...

Oh yeah, I forgot about directive 66.

 

[stony]

Oh yeah, I forgot about directive 66.

Directive 66? 'Any mod caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial'

 

[sir baconface]

Henry Hoover? Pfft. A real man insists on....

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Directive 66? 'Any mod caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial'

I simply dont believe this, as if it was real only Toby would have a job on here. Worryingly none of the mods are even members of a gym.

 

[stony]

I simply dont believe this, as if it was real only Toby would have a job on here. Worryingly none of the mods are even members of a gym.

I could have got it mixed up. It might have been 'any mod without two years experience is forbidden to moderate the forum with pierced nipples.'

 

[bluegirl74]

I could have got it mixed up. It might have been 'any mod without two years experience is forbidden to moderate the forum with pierced nipples.'

Even Damocles?

 

[stony]

Even Damocles?

He clearly has more than two years experience so that particular mod directive isn't applicable to him.

 

[bluegirl74]

He clearly has more than two years experience so that particular mod directive isn't applicable to him.

But for the first 2 years?

 

[stony]

Even Damocles?

You should see the ones PB wears. He got a job lot from Julie Goodyear in a car boot sale.

 

[bluegirl74]

You should see the ones PB wears. He got a job lot from Julie Goodyear in a car boot sale.

I can imagine that (worryingly).
Pass the mind bleach...

 

[stony]

But for the first 2 years?

Bare nipples I'm afraid.












p.s like burgers they are, fucking huge.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Bare nipples I'm afraid.












p.s like burgers they are, fucking huge.

Cigar butts on quarter pounders from the PMs i've received